by
The Big Dick
Steer clear of this one like a dead man on the beach. It ain't gonna give you anywhere near the boner you were hoping for. On the Set with Briana Banks lets you in on the production aspect of shooting pornography. All this means for you is that instead of having unobstructing views of penetrated pussy you'll be checking out your snatch over the heads of bald, bearded cameramen. Why would you want to see the sexual performers surrounded by a dozen goofy techies who are smoking and looking bored while the director tells the fucker and the fuckee what positions to do next? The result of all this is that the clever facade of pornography (you getting to watch two people fuck) is ruined by all the background activity.
I didn't even make it all the way through this but I think they're 5 scenes. I made it to scene 4. All the scenes star Briana and various guys. After you skip through 5 minutes of fucking phone sex ads before getting to the main feature (this pisses me off enough to almost give the movie a low mark right off the bat), you'll get to watch Chris and Briana pose and say their limping lines and then fuck each other. But it's not really fucking when you see what's really going on. How the guys keep it up is amazing because I guarentee your penis won't be up.
Then Joel and Briana go at it. Then another guy and Briana go at it. Etc, etc. The movie never breaks away from the camera shot looking through the forest of photographers (who have infinity better seats for the show than you do, believe me) and you won't get to see the finished product as opposed to the behind the scenes crap either.
If you're thinking about becoming a porn director I guess you might want to check this out. There isn't really a voyeur quality to it and there's nothing here that differs at all from the "Behind the Scenes" stuff you'll find on most DVDs. Except here the Behind the Scenes is the main feature. Blarg.
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DVD Features Include: full length feature | photo gallery | playable worldwide | interactive menus | bios | parental lock | autorepeat
Running Time: 83 minutes | Production Date: 04-11-2001
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 4120 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 04-04-2003
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