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THE BEST OF LINSEY

-from The Score Group

Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Unknown

Starring: Autumn Jade, Linsey Dawn McKenzie

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The Best of Linsey Dawn is a compilation featuring Linsey Dawn McKenzie. When you think of some of the biggest and best tits around, this phenomenally and naturally endowed Englishwoman is where it’s at. Even if you’re not into big boobs, it’s hard not to have heard of Linsey. She really is a legend in terms of terrific tits and this two-disc set makes it clear why.

For the duration of this release, she plays the hostess with the mostest and does a nice job of it, too. On the first disk, Linsey talks about becoming “legal” for photo shoots in America. After that we’re treated to various video clips from several of her photo shoots. I particularly liked watching as she shave her pubic bush. Another goody sees her in workout attire and pumping a little iron. There’s also some great footage from Score’s Boob Cruise. Once you’ve seen it, you’ll definitely be wishing you were on deck and on the beach along with the Score’s girls!

There are only two sex scenes on this entire endeavor. The first scene is a lesbo liaison between Autumn Jade and Linsey. The former is a blonde, southern belle with a huge rack and a very girlish nature. She walks into a bedroom with a Score mag and eagerly flips through its pages so she can find Linsey’s pictorial. We segue into a dream sequence and Autumn’s dream of fucking Linsey comes true. Unfortunately, there’s very little in the way of real action here. Most of this is just tender loving and a ton of tit play.

The other scene features Linsey and Terry Canty, her ex-husband. Things start off with some solo dildo play before he comes in and gets blown. Maybe he was kind of camera shy, ’cause Linsey really has to work his limp dick into rigidity. Still, she does a surprisingly good job of it and has no problem taking her man deep. They have some good sex and I loved it when Linsey rides him in reverse cowgirl. You’ve not seen tits bouncing until you’ve witnessed these gazongas in action! Although the sex is pretty satisfying, both Linsey and Terry are a bit too quiet. Granted, it’s understandable when you consider this was Linsey’s first boy-girl scene.

The second disk is just as good as the first. Actually, it might be better because it allows you to really get to know Linsey. It’s not often enough that you have a chance to get intimate with great porn stars. There are two informative interviews here. Amongst other things, Linsey talks about how much it pisses her off when people stare, but also mentions that she understands why so many do it. It’s pretty funny to learn of all the different expressions the English have and Linsey is sure to bring a smile to any viewer’s face with her genuine charm and wit. She does some in-depth talking about her likes and dislikes and really seems to be a down-to-earth girl. In addition, there’s even more footage from a bunch of other photo shoots she’s done over the years. Initially, I thought this stuff might be a bore, but Linsey’s so fun to watch that it’s quite enjoyable. What also makes this stuff so good is the music. All of it’s different, but completely appropriate for each individual scene.

The Jack Dup Verdict - While there are plenty of great sluts in porn, sometimes you need a reprieve from all that nastiness. That’s where a girl like Linsey fits in perfectly. She has loads of fun with what she does it and does it respectfully. There’s no way you can go wrong with this release if you want to know more about a legend in big boobs. Don’t let the lack of sex scenes deter you; there’s plenty to make up for the shortage of intercourse. As you watch this stuff, you come to realize that there’s something very endearing and personable about this chick. Linsey really comes off as being classy and truly loveable. A highly recommended piece of porn!

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DVD Features Include: bonus footage | scene selection | website information


Running Time: 192 minutes | Production Date: 10-02-2001

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1042 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2010-03-14


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