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I HAVE A WIFE 3

-from Naughty America

Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Unknown

Starring: audrey bitoni, Felony Foreplay, Lilly Kingston, Phoenix Marie, Roxy Jezel

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This one’s all about men cheating on their wives. At first, the guys act as if they don’t want any part of it. Eventually, they’re convinced otherwise…

Audrey Bitoni and her massive chest start things off. She’s concerned that there’s an intruder in her house. Marco Banderas comes to the rescue by checking to make sure there’s nobody around. Of course, Audrey’s extremely grateful and succeeds in getting him to screw around. Anyone that likes this girl won’t be disappointed. She gives a nice deep blow with some spitting thrown into the mix. When she’s doing cowgirl and taking the initiative, Audrey really excels. Not only does she do a great job of grinding her hips, she bounces up and down on Marco, too. She also does doggy and missionary in this scene. When the cum finally flies, she gladly takes what’s coming on her face.

Lilly Kingston is up next. This young, small breasted blonde is cute enough, but not good for much else. She’s interviewing for a job in Voodoo’s kitchen and ends up getting him to fuck her. Her blowjob is pretty weak but once her pussy starts getting slammed, things improve. Most of the action takes place on a countertop and Voodoo takes plenty of deep, long strokes with this chick. They do cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and spoon. Because of bad positioning, Lilly doesn’t get much cum on her face. She makes up for this by giving his dick a real nice clean off.

Phoenix meets Charles Dera in an office, where he’s working diligently. Whoever did this chick’s hair must’ve been having an off day, ‘cause Phoenix has got some sort of a cowlick going on. Charles seems pretty frustrated with his work, but Phoenix wants to ease his burden. She mentions that she’s friends with his wife Michelle and, unsurprisingly, gets him to set his work aside for some play. Her blowjob’s not bad. Once her mouth latches on to his dick, it’s like it doesn’t relinquish its hold. They do doggy, missionary, cowgirl and RC, with the occasional blow thrown into the mix. The cumshot’s decent, but nothing to rave about. One thing that I found annoying: Phoenix’s repeated references to “Michelle.” It just became really redundant after a few times.

Roxy Jezel is totally drunk as Billy Glide helps her into her living room. Little does he realize that he’s been fooled the whole time. Roxy just wanted to get him to her place so she could fuck him. A great thing about this scene, they drop the act and get down to business quickly. Less than a minute in and Roxy’s got his dick out. As she often does when blowing, Roxy does things nice and sloppy. She also uses her hand well, taking really long strokes on his schlong. They do doggy and RC before taking a few minutes to give each other oral. Cowgirl, which is probably the best position in this scene, is followed by spoon and another decent cumshot.

Derrick Pierce is shaving when he’s interrupted by Felony Foreplay. She’s the oldest girl here and it’s especially clear by looking at her midsection. Not a pretty sight. Her boobs, on the other hand, are good looking fakies. As you’ve come to expect, Felony ends up seducing Derrick. The yleave the bathroom behind and have their fun in a bedroom. Blowjobs don’t seem to be a strength for Felony; there just isn’t enough energy from this chick. They start the sex off in cowgirl and follow it with RC. By this point she’s worked up quite a sweat; she’s red in the face from being on top. Before they get into missionary, there’s some pussy eating and fingering from Derrick. Doggy finishes things off. Derrick cums on Felony’s tits and she rubs it all over and between them.

The Jack Dup Verdict - Obviously, not the most creative plot for a porno, but not the worst. If you’re a fan of a specific girl, you might want to check this out. I only picked this one because I wanted to see Audrey. This isn’t any better than average; the action falls more than a little short. The same goes for the extras. A photo gallery is all you’re going to get in that respect

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DVD Features Include: photo gallery


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 06-01-2008

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 735 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2009-11-13


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