Get it on DVD $19.97
So the other night me and the little lady are getting down to some business, and we decided to put on a little XXX DVD. This was new in my stack of "to-reviews" so I tossed it on. What a mistake. This is the type of porn that is made by misogynistic assholes that never quite grew out of the date rape fun they had in the frat house. It's shot on the ultra cheap - they use decent equipment, but the directing - which is really an insult to directors everywhere to call it that - was shitty at best. The dialogue is what really kills it, with the guys basically talking as much shit as possible to the girls while still fucking them. Add to this that the guys are fucking ugly - super hairy (my girl also commented on how they had weird looking dicks with distinctive color changes - oh, and that they were tiny!) and you have what would probably get one star.
The saving grace are the girls. The first scene, with Hayley Jade is awkward, but she looks pretty good. She gives head, she gets fucked - it's quality. The next scene, with Kaylee Sanchez is also decent, and she looks good. The next scene - which is a double up and looks like a mom/daughter scene with the granny pussy that Devon Lee has is made up for by the super hot Jaylynn Sinns. The next one - with Kaci Star.... jesus. She's not that cute, and the guys are clearly enjoying putting in her in a painal scene. The dudes look like douche bags, she looks like she wants to cry but needs the money. Really uncomfortable to watch. Jackie Ashe is the decent looking lady that finishes it up.
If I could give negative stars to the douche bags in this movie, I'd give most of them like a -5. The girls help - a lot - and you pity them for having to fuck these dudes, which is why it ends up with 2 stars.
Does JUST OVER 18 5 sound like it's
right up your alley?
While we get that in stock check out other Porno flicks like it at our
DVD Features Include: shot in hd | bonus scene | behind the scenes | strip tease featurette | jump to menus | chapter select | playable worldwide | trailers
Running Time: 150 minutes | Production Date: 11-20-2008
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 861 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2009-04-09