Sometimes movies amaze me. Other times, not-so-much. With a title like “Naugthy Neighbors”, I expected cheating hot housewives from down the street or teenage whores who were looking for older men. I hate it when I’m wrong… While true to the story line theme that I expected, the overall movie was simply mediocre. Shady looking men using horrible bedding techniques to ‘take advantage of’ damn-near-ugly women simply kills much of the potential that a movie with a title like “Naughty Neighbors” could have.
Scene one brings in Cassandra. While I have to say I absolutely love the teasing intro, all that slowly fades away into a cloud of self-respect as Cassandra brings in the type of acting that is reminiscent of middle-school half-hearted acting where people are too shy to put their hearts into it…yet she looks 35. The funny part about this all is that she decides to screw this troll of a man to try to get a part in his movie…yet, she STILL can’t act. In the end though, it isn’t all bad. At least there’s a point of view blowjob that half way redeems the scene…or so I thought. Almost as I expected, she gets denied the role in said movie. So sad.
Scene two introduces Rhylee. I have to say, if there was a picture in the dictionary next to ‘Abused Blonde”, it would have her picture! This scene takes the story line down the path of a delinquent child who’s about to be taken to kidde-jail. To save him, she offers to screw the officer. Can you guess how this one turns out? Yep. Still in jail.
Scene three revolves around a jealous boyfriend who wanted in on a threesome with his girlfriend. Veronica is mistress said girlfriend that skimped him and now he has decided to blackmail the cheater with alleged photos of the incident (because she’s so classy?). This woman has some of the most horrible tits I’ve ever seen, and what better way to ruin a scene than to use the most unflattering camera angles in EVERY shot. WTF? In the end, there were no photos and he just wanted a lay. Sigh. At least this point of view bj showed some amazing eyes and the best boob angle that this trash could ever hope for.
The fourth scene shows a glimmer of hope for the movie….a blonde who looks like a cross between Amy Poehler and her ass-ugly step sister. This bitch sure was greedy at the boob store. She should have stopped at a C instead of the full DD. I guess it’s her money….not mine. At least this ‘behind on car payment’ bimbo got to keep her car…eh, no.
The final scene brings us the beauty known as Diana. If Jewel (the singer) had gray teeth and slightly better dental work, she could totally be this whore’s body double. Shame that isn’t the case. At least she has a horrible accent and is stuck being deported.
I find myself almost as bored writing this review as I was watching the movie. If you like trashy women, fucking hideous men and crap-tafic story lines, then this fuck-flick is for you. As to me, I’m sticking to glamour porn!
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DATE POSTED: 2009-07-06