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WHACK JOB

-from Wicked Pictures

Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Stormy Daniels

Starring: Alexa Jordan, Derrick Pierce, Ethan Cage, Gianna Lynn, Jack Vegas, Kaylani Lei, Lexi Lamour, Mr. Pete, Nikki Rhodes, Roxy DeVille, Tommy Gunn, tony de sergio, Veronica Rayne

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Stormy Daniels knows how to deliver a good comedy. Whack Job is the story of a mafia princess who wants her cheating boyfriend dead. However the hit men can’t seem to get the job done. There was a great cast and a great story. I actually laughed a few times.

It starts with Roxy Deville who plays the mafia princess confronting her boyfriend Derrick Pierce. Cut to one week before, Roxy comes home and finds Derrick in bed with Kaylani Lei. Awesome scene because Derrick is smoking hot and so is Kaylani. They exchange oral fun before he bangs her in a few different positions.

Pissed Roxy goes to see her dad to get him killed. When he won’t do it she uses Tommy Gunn’s crush on her as leverage to get him to do it. He enlists Tony De Sergio to help him. Who now has a shaved head and looks so hot.

But first Tony must bring the strippers to the piker room for the men. Poker then turns into an orgy. Mob men Mr. Pete, Jack Vegas, Ethan Cage and Tony take on Nikki Rhodes, Gianna Lynn, Lexi Lamour and Alexa Jordan. Every guy starts getting head but ends up banging a different girl then the one they started with. There wasn’t much interaction with the couples. Was a pretty good scene.

They first attempt to kill Derrick by shooting him, and then they try to poison him. Roxy thinks he is dead so she agrees to bang Tommy. She gives him head and he goes down on her and she gets really into it. She gets even more into it when he bangs her. I got turned on.

Before their last attempt to whack him, Tony decides to have some fun with the boss’s wife played by Veronica Rayne who was perfect for this role. She gives him head he does his magic going down on her. He bangs her from behind and then she rides him. She even lets him get some anal action.

Tony and Tommy try one more time to whack Derrick and throw him off a boat. But it goes all wrong and Derrick ends up saving them and then they don’t want to kill him. Roxy comes home to them playing Rock Band which was hilarious. Which brings us to the beginning of the movie and Roxy having the gun in his face.

He is quick to apologize and tells her he loves her. She forgives him and they get naughty. They make out and he licks and kisses her breasts. They exchange oral fun. He lifts her up on the counter and bangs her and she gets really into it. Hell who wouldn’t be, Derrick is hot.

I really enjoyed this movie. One of the better ones I have seen in awhile. Great story and really great actors with really funny moments. I will definitely be watching this movie again a few more times.

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DVD Features Include: shot and mastered in hd | multiple languages - english and spanish | behind the scenes | star galleries | photo gallery | star stats | chapters | motion menus | parental lock | company profile | promotional material | dolby surround sound | playable worldwide | traile


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 10-12-2008

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1077 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2009-05-13


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