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"Handjobs Across America, Vol. 29" by Homegrown Select presents five scenes concentrating on the art of using a hands-on approach (occasional mouths help out!)
"What's Bugging Kaylin" is the first (and best!) scene. She's having bug problems and a hunky, good-looking stud has answered the call. She's dressed in bra and panties but wearing a white robe as she comes to the kitchen to see the problem. He explains what needs to be done...and how much. Thinking that is a little high, she places a hand on his shoulder and suggest perhaps another way of payment.
This is agreeable to him since she's now out of the robe and stroking his throbbing cock through his jeans. Removing her bra, she puts his cock between her boobs and starts sucking the shaft through his boxer briefs, which soon come down. After getting his load, he tells her he'll be back....bugs or not!
Our unknown dick is already in action in his hand when Rachel comes through the sliding door and catches him masturbating. He's embarrassed but she comforts him and says not to worry..she's here to lend a helping hand. What follow is a sexual relief for both.
Bad scripting (as well as casting) is next with Savannah, Heather, Silk and Rick - no idea which female is who. We assume since Savannah has first billing, she's the one riding on the horse. Our male is camping and is glad to get a hand job once she gets off the saddle. For some unexplained reason, the other two gals are also on horses but seem intent to watch rather than join in. Could it be they have a thing for each other since we see them kissing? Whatever the reason, Savannah finishes getting him off with her hands after the others ride off in the sunset - (just kidding - they did leave!)
Tawny is in bed but gets up to go to the bathroom. There she finds Dick with his dick being beatened. He's also embarrassed but when she reaches over and touches it, everything is fine. Her hands and big boobs are a comfort for as horny dude like him.
"Hula Handjob" has Island Babe sitting along the shore with "Rob Rob" who asks her if she is good at hand-jobs. She says she is so the find retreat in a car where she gives him a helping hand. Moving inside (I guess where it's more private and comfortable) she continues stroking it in attempts for a load losing. Finally, she succeeds, after a long time and probably a sore wrist. (The fuzzy photography here is noticeable and for some reason she has on snorkeling goggles on top of her head?)
If you like scene one .... and I did - you've seen the best! The rest, I'd advise skipping or fast forwarding. Features include bloopers including farting, dogs barking, phones ringing and knocking into the camera - same shit I've seen on previous HomeGrown editions. Hey guys....give us some new stuff! I can only give this one a one. Sorry!
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DVD Features Include: bonus scene | bloopers | previews | animated menu | content selector | dvd-rom compatible | playable worldwide | bloopers | previews | web info
Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 2/13/09
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DATE POSTED: 2009-11-23