Digital Sin rarely disappoints and there's nothing disappointing about Carmen Goes to College. There's nothing especially unique about it either but it does qualify as well-produced slightly above average straight porn so maybe that's enough to get your saliva oozing over your double chin. In this flick, Carmen Luvana is the new girl at a college. The dorm rooms actually look a LITTLE like dorm rooms which is more than I can say for 99% of "college"-based porn. The plot is minimal but not overly bad when the pornstars are stumbling through their lines. Carmen is backed up by a bevy of beauties: sultry Melody, trampy but oh so hot Chloe, and svelte blonde Cindy Crawford. The male talent is also decent provided you can stomach men with arms bigger around than your torso. The sex is strictly straight with a little lesbian fun mixed into one scene. No anal, nothing too out of control.
After Carmen meets her roommate Chloe (who has the same Ikea CD rack Clyde has!!) we get to watch Ben English fuck Melody on a bed. Ben's penis is much larger than the country of Britain. Melody's hot and bothered and her tits get to bouncing nicely. Next Literature teacher Joel Lawrence (a role that kinda works) humps all over Chloe. Chloe's got her hair in a ponytail and she's got a pierced pussy. She looks kind of like a punky chick you might see downtown somewhere. Joel nearly sweats himself to death but it's OK. Everybody sweats in this movie. Must've been hot at the "college."
Next Carmen and Erik do the nasty dance - it's a great pair-up and one that hopefully will be repeated soon. Erik is his usual "I'll fuck you into submission" self and Carmen's fun to watch and into the sex. Lee Stone rails Cindy Crawford for enjoyable if not predictable results. And the final scene finds Carmen and Chloe's lesbian lick-fest interrupted by Julian. The girls are both yummy and they both get laid.
So. I give this one a 3.5 and we'll round that to 4 for good measure. A decent porno. It's all been done before but at least everyone looks nice doing it all again.
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DVD Features Include: chapter search | photo gallery | 110 minutes of trailers | web trailer | playbale worldwide
Running Time: 95 minutes | Production Date: 10-09-2002
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DATE POSTED: 04-28-2003