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HUSTLER\'S NOT THREE\'S COMPANY XXX

-from Hustler Video

Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Will Ryder

Starring: Allyssa Hall, Brynn Tyler, Dino Bravo, Eric Swiss, James Bartholet, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Nina Hartley, Penny Flame, Ron Jeremy, Roxy Jezel, Scott Lyons, Sienna West, Tommy Gunn, Van Damage

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Another television parody from Larry Flynt Productions, and this one gets points for some really good casting. Always liked Joyce DeWitt as Janet, and Penny Flame is adorable in the role. How then could the powers that be choose to put her in one lesbian scene with the admittedly smoking Roxy Jezel, is beyond me? That said, there can't be any complaints about Flame and Jezel munching muff, firing up vibrators and riding strapons. Janet always deserved more action.

Chrissy is played by the perky Brynn Tyler, who shines in lead-off solo fingering. Later on, she gets into a one-o-none with an unethical doctor who is merely supposed to check out a cut on her foot. Of course this leads to a worthy blowjob and hard missionary examination before the mouth pop finish. This girl has spent a lot of time on the Thighmaster.

Van Damage gets the nod as Jack, and plays with blond Madison Scott (playing Chrissy's sister) and Allyssa Hall, who plays some girl that Madison had met--hey, it's 70s sitcom porn, why argue? It's some great tag team head before the trade-off fucking (Jack was always a lucky bastard), with a particularly good RCG from Scott, and a shared mouth pop.

One cast member I wasn't necessarily fond of was Mrs. Roper, but when Nina Hartley is playing the role, I'll let that one slide. Dino Bravo plays the hapless Mr. Roper, but even with the appropriately hideous wardrobe, Nina sucks a load from Dino that shows why couples stay together for so long.

Other highlights include neighbor Larry, played by Tommy Gunn, feasting on Sienna West's muff, and Mr. Furley (Scott Lyons) scoring with prostitute Jenny Hendrix in some great cowgirl variations and facial finish.

The sex is certainly good in spots, but it's more the parody aspect that will make people curious about this. To that end, they included a large amount of behind the scenes featurettes, including a funny bit on the theme music, which of course they had to be careful and not get sued by the original show. Funny stuff.

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DVD Features Include: bonus scene | chapter index | digitally mastered | playable worldwide | trailers


Running Time: 139 minutes | Production Date: 08-29-2008

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1177 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2009-05-03


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