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As the cover suggests, I Love Vanessa is a compilation by New Sensations that features none other than Vanessa Lane. I think it’s great that NS puts these I Love… flicks together for specific stars. It’s nice that I don’t have to chase specific titles down for some of my favorite girls when I can get them all in one package. Now, I’m pretty partial to Vanessa because she’s one of the few genuinely unique girls in porn. I mean, how many girls do you know of that can contort their body’s like Ms. Lane? Truth is that very few, if any of them, can.
And it isn’t just the fact that she can do the splits on a guy’s cock that makes her special, it’s her body, too. Hardbodies are few and far between in porn. Yeah, there are girls out there with tight and toned bods, but Vanessa looks like she spends more time in the gym than most any girl I’ve seen in the biz. When you talk about nastiness, Vanessa can bring plenty of that to the table as well.
Okay, now that I’ve explained why I love Vanessa, how ’bout the actual review of I Love Vanessa? Since this is a comp, I’ll give the name of the movie the scene is taken from and who (aside from Vanessa) it actually features. After that, I’ll give a brief blurb about the action.
Fuck My Ass and Make Me Cum 4 - Mick Blue
Vanessa comes inside after spending some time out in the cold. She’s trying to warm up and looks kinda’ innocent when she’s got her arms wrapped ‘round her body. Mick Blue soon enters the picture and helps her to get the heat up. There’s a good amount of oral from these two and the energy between them is high. Vanessa’s blows are nice and deep, and when she bounces around on Mick’s cock, it’s a sight to see. Vanessa takes it up the ass without a problem and has no qualms about sampling her own ass juice. Expect to see a lot more of the same in coming scenes. Mick’s panting is a bit too much and when he repeatedly says, “Like dees, like dees, like dees…” it gets redundant. Still, this is a fun scene.
She Takes Two - Ben English, Scott Nails
I’d say this is the grouping where we get to see Vanessa at her nastiest. There’s little time wasted by the guys. They enter quickly and immediately pick a hole to stuff. One guy goes for Vanessa’s mouth, the other for her pussy, and they both stroke away at her with plenty of fervor. Vanessa takes it all with pleasure and constantly keeps herself busy. There are few dull moments here, as someone is almost constantly plugging away. She gets dp’d, and also sucks both guys off after they’ve been in her ass. Once again, a high energy scene with plenty of anal action.
Fucking Myself
Things take a bit of a bland turn here. This is a solo masturbation scene that sees Vanessa use three different dildos and a fake hand on herself. Not sure why they opted for three different fake dicks, as they were all pretty similarly sized. Vanessa needs a partner to get the best out of her. There’s very little to get excited about with this one and Vanessa doesn’t seem to get sincerely thrilled about the whole thing. Use of the fake hand was different, though.
Anal Authority - Mark Ashley
Mark Ashley has a turn at Vanessa and we get to see a bit of variance in Vanessa’s oral. Up until this scene, she didn’t really spit on any cocks while giving head. She took each guy deep, but didn’t get too sloppy. This time around, she does a fair amount of spitting on Mark’s ample dick. It’s also nice that Vanessa’s flexibility comes into play. You know how Jean Claude Van Damme can do the splits while suspended over two chairs? Well, Vanessa does the same thing here, but gets her ass fucked while doing it. Mark’s cumshot is one of the better ones; it leaves Vanessa’s chest covered in goo.
Prying Open My Third Eye - Mike Adriano, Holly Wellin, Kelly Wells
I was actually a little disappointed in this scene. It’s certainly not a bad one, but Kelly Wells annoyed me. You’ve gotta be into that wacky personality in order to really enjoy her. I think it’s great that she can get so foul, but she did a lot strange squealing in this scene that sounded kind of irritating. Things start off with the girls playing with toys. I liked that they did a little spit swapping, as I wasn’t sure how Vanessa would react to this kind of a girl. Both chicks get there bums plowed and Vanessa goes so far as to taste Kelly’s ass juice. Holly Wellin only does oral in this scene, but man, her blowjobs are brutal. She really fucks her own face hard against Mike’s dick and has no problem making a sloppy mess of herself. Anyone into gaping will enjoy the instances where Kelly is spread wide. At the end, Kelly swaps Mike’s cum into the other girls’ mouths.
Double Play 2 - Mr. Pete, Kat
Now we get to see Vanessa when she had braces. It kind of lends a bit of a teen feel to things. It’s also nice that there’s another girl thrown into the mix. Vanessa shows she has no problem with eating pussy. Although Kat seems to spend the majority of the time getting fucked, Vanessa still keeps herself occupied. She does ATM from Kat’s pussy more than a few times. Credit should also go to Kat for working so well with both Vanessa and Pete. The cumshot might have been weak and Kat won’t get my vote for stellar looks, but Vanessa brought enough enthusiasm to keep me happy.
Face Time - Mario Rossi, Tiffany Price
This scene is less disappointing than the solo masturbation scene, but a little changeup in the action isn’t all that bad. What you get here is some oral from both girls and they both do a nice job of it. There’s a fair amount of emphasis from both on actually stroking cock, not just sucking it. Tiffany Price gives as nasty a blow as Vanessa and her rack served as a pleasing distraction at times. Vanessa strokes Mario off into Tiffany’s mouth.
Fucking Assholes 3 - Mr. Pete
Vanessa seems to have good chemistry with Mr. Pete, so I don’t mind seeing his goofy mug again. He fucks her face pretty hard to start and also slaps her with his dick a few times. These two playfully rough each other up and it works well, but the choking that goes on might be a bit much for the fainthearted. It’s especially nice to see Vanessa grind her hips into things while in cowgirl and, of course, there’s plenty of anal and ATM on offer. The cumshot is poor, but it certainly didn’t ruin the scene.
I’d say this is a must for fans of Vanessa Lane. This girl’s enthusiasm never wanes and she’s consistently pretty nasty. Even if you seen some of this stuff before, it’s really nice to have it all on one disk. The solo mast and the blowjob scene were downers, but they also helped to mix things up. Getting to see Vanessa in a different capacity is great. What’s also satisfying is the variety where partners go. I tend to shy away from comps because they feature too many of the same porn studs. That’s not the case here; you’ll only see Mr. Pete more than one time. There is a noticeable area where this DVD lacks and that’s in the bonus department. You get all the typical stuff, but at least one interview with Vanessa would’ve nice. People who pick this up are going to be diehard VL fans, and it’s not unfair of them to want to see her talk about herself a bit more. That complaint aside, this is great stuff from a wild, and truly unique, porn star.
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DVD Features Include: photo gallery | chapter index | full motion menus | pick your pleasure | playable worldwide | trailers | chapter index | photo gallery | pick your pleasure | trailers
Running Time: 160 minutes | Production Date: 08-11-2004
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DATE POSTED: 2010-02-24
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