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Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Randy Spears

Starring: Ahryan Astyn, Chris Cannon, Dane Cross, Danny Mountain, Faye Reagan, Kristina Rose, Pepper Foxx, Ryder Skye

by Mighty Joe
Pleasure yourself to new heights with Penthouse's "Mike's Dirty Movie". A video directed by writer and director Randy Spears who's been in the business long enough to know the in's and out's of XXX hardcore action.

Mike, played by Chris Cannon, plays a stumbling drunk who's sex affairs have caused problems with girlfriend Sarah. As the video opens, we find him on a city curb at night wondering what is to become of his life. As if by magic, he finds he is not alone but with a female stranger played by Ann Marie Rios. She gives him advise then disappears.

Finding himself at a porn theater, he enters and takes a seat. Finding a bucket of popcorn on the seat next to him (what..no butter?), the movie starts starring Ryder and himself (now a little more presentable in appearance.) Her tits are exposed and she exposed his now-hard cock through the opening of his robe. After cuming on her stomach, he accidentally calls out "Sarah" and Ryder gets pissed.

Camera shot returns to the empty theater except for Ann Marie who appears next to him. Another movie starts - followed by four more until he comes to realize he had done wrong. Accepting his renewed faith in himself, his "Sarah" appears and they leave the theater to renew their love and life.

Featured stars in the other episodes are Pepper Foxx and Kristina Rose along with "Mike", then Faye Reagen joined by Danny Mountain and Ahryan mated with Dane Cross.

This is like a full-length movie but the scene selection feature lets you view and enjoy any of the five episodes. A bonus scene from Penthouse "Liars" with Sean Michael and Shana Lenee have sex on a moving bus! I give this a four!

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DVD Features Include: bonus scene | photo gallery

Running Time: 120 minutes

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 801 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2009-09-04

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