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SKULL FUCK
SKULL FUCK

-from Treasure Island Media

Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Paul Morris

Starring: Bed-Head Ned, Brandt, Cole (III), Craig (III), Damon Dogg, Dan Fisk, Danny (IV), Dr Kaos, Ex-Con Ion-The-Lion, James Roscoe, Javin Congo, Joey Dingo, Kaleb Scott, Keer, Klep, Kona (II), Max (V), Mr Flexx, Mud

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I'm a fan of Paul Morris and the Treasure Island crew, and this video is a perfect example of why. It's simple truth in advertising with hot men, no frills, messy sex that delivers on exactly what you're looking for, provided you can read the title on the box and decide that is indeed what you're looking for.

"James Roscoe's Big Challenge" is the opening scene, and it may be the best. James is billed as a world class cocksucker, and the button fly jeans of his partner are opened to reveal a 10+ inch cut monster of a cock. It's a vicious face raping with lots of gagging, slapping with both hand and cock, ball worship, fish hooking, and ends with the best type of cumshot, a deep-throat blast that has James retching up the load. "You fucking bruised it."

The process is repeated through "Skeet's Turkish Delight," which has Rashad's uncut monster getting deep- throated by scruffy Skeet, and Dan Fisk's steady mouth pounding of Joey Dingo. Again, it's a hard cumshot that Joey eagerly cleans up, and several minutes later (there's a cut here) he's still nursing on Dan.

Hal gets so excited at the gloryhole that he jacks off, and the Javin/Danny pairing (featured on the cover of the DVD, Javin's the one with the 10 inch black mamba) is a vicious interracial gag fest. Danny actually appears shy and innocent with the cock, which when things get rougher with the sucking, makes everything that much hotter.

Londoner Klep deserves special mention not only for his three-cock face bang, but for the piss shower he receives after the cumshots. A sweaty sock-covered foot goes into his mouth at the same time. It's a bit much for me, but the Treasure Island guys don't do anything halfway.

On the disappointing side is Atlanta's Devon, who evidently wrote in to the company saying he wanted to be the next Damon Dogg. He does a decent job of going after the three black bulls offered to him, but he has a ways to go before he becomes a top notch cock worshiper. Cute guy, though. If he does get anywhere near that level, he'll be a star for sure.

Devon's scene aside, this still deserves the full five stars.

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DVD Features Include: bonus scenes | cumshot compilation | scene selection


Running Time: 155 minutes | Production Date: 05-20-2009

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1514 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2009-08-20


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