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Rancho Rating: ****
Director: William H.

Starring: Charley Chase, Claire Dames, gianna michaels, Jada Fire, Kagney Linn Karter, Shyla Stylez

by shortbus69

Have to say I haven't been too fond of the many parody movies that have come out, more misses than hits. This reality-tinged take on Cops is a hit, from the funny theme music to pairing of titrific Gianna Michaels and Charley Chase. They investigate Steve Holmes who's living in a trailer straight off the set of Breaking Bad, and the suspected flasher, instead of being brought up on charges, gets a tagteam blow-job. Not sure what law that falls under, but I may consider moving to that state. Good chemistry through the trade-off fucking, all the way to the shared facial. I need to get arrested more.

Ebony Jada Fire also looks great in the uniform, and she gives some great police harassment to her drunk costar. Loud vocal oral is followed by loud vocal fucking, followed by loud vocal anal (Jada will definitely test the high frequency range of your speakers). Her curves are slamming in all positions, particularly the RCG, and for all of that police brutality she gets shot in the face.

Buxom blond Shyla Stylez, likewise, is barely contained in her uniform. She's evidently incompetent as a cop, as she's getting chewed out by her supervisor in his office, and of course she has to go to work on him to keep from being pulled off patrol. She kneels to suck, and bends her body through cowgirl variations, doggie style, a particularly nice anal missionary, ending with a self-jacked pop on the tongue. Something tells me a promotion is in order.

Other highlights include brunette Claire Dames's taking an anal cavity search from her partner (facial finish), and blond Kagney Linn Karter's amazing body in missionary and cowgirl variations, also ending with a facial finish.

Lots to like here, and considering Halloween is coming up, it should definitely give the costume shop some extra cop uniform sales.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | photo gallery | full motion menus | chapter select | trailers

Running Time: 148 minutes | Production Date: 04-19-2009

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 624 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2009-10-11

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