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Rancho Rating: **
Director: Allen Stuart

Starring: Candi, Cassandra Leigh, Crystal Breeze, Gina Carrera, HOney Wilder, Joey Silvera

by shortbus69

Okay, leading off with a pet peeve, but why did the Video X company decide, again, to put a cover shot with the credit "Honey" (for Honey Wilder), and it's NOT HONEY WILDER? If you're going to go to the trouble to re-release these classic vids (this was originally released in 1985), try to give the appearance that you care.

Joey Silvera is a photographer, and he evidently can't get along with anybody in this series of photo shoots taking place in a mansion. After being chewed out by Honey Wilder (these aren't the shots of Gina Carrera she wanted), Joey sulks and Gina finds him, and fucks him. From kissing to DATY, then cock--sucking, missionary, some nice RCG, doggie style and a self-jacked butt pop finish.

Candi is wearing her 1980s best onepiece workout wear, and she sells her feminine wares hard to Ron Jeremy, who of course doesn't need it. He licks and four fingers her, which she giggles at (these days the girls would power piss all over), then it's mish, sideways, RCG, and doggie style to a self-jacked buttpop.

We run through different rooms in the house: brunette Crystal Breeze and blond Gina Carrera enjoy each other in a quick couch lesbian tryst, Candi returns to the hot tub for a decent fuck with a grey haired costar (good deep throating, self--jacked buttpop finish),

Being a Honey Wilder fan, and after getting over the front cover flub (a bit of searching leads me to believe that the company fixed the photo in subsequent printings), I was waiting for the makeup sex with photographer Joey. After some dry humping with Joey wearing jeans and Honey lingerie, a quick edit cuts to them fucking missionary. Not the most exquisitely shot scene, but Honey fucks like a wild animal, a MILF before the term was coined. Doggie style leads to RCG, and back to doggie style for a, you guessed it, self-jacked buttpop finish.

Always have high hopes for Honey, but Hot Girls left me kinda cold.

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DVD Features Include: slideshow | ron jeremy interview | trailers

Running Time: 80 minutes | Production Date: 07-03-1995

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 589 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2009-10-13

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