It starts with the same 'ol thing they did last week, that dashboard-slapping opening sequence familiar to all that watched the real show that gave us both good (hello Laura) and bad (die Kutcher die), as well as a lot of laughs. It's a campy take on a campy show, complete with Schlitz-canned laughter and some good sex to boot.
Starting with a depressed (or is it just stoned?) Hyde and Jackie, played by Missy Stone. She cheers him up with a blowjob that starts with her leaning over on the couch, then gets better as she drops to her knees to get facefucked. He returns the favor by licking her asshole and then her pussy, to which she groans that Kelso isn't very good in this department. And so you know, the kitty is bare, decidedly un-70s. The fucking goes from cowgirl, mish, anal doggie, sideways, and a mouth pop finish. They knew how to cure depression in the 70s.
Where we get the romantic with Jackie, we get the total slut fantasy with Donna, played by Brooke Banner. She's digging the Led Zeppelin show. Really, really digging the Led Zeppelin show. She and Eric go backstage to meet the band, only it's Donna that gets to meet the band ..... if she blows the crew. If you were into Donna on TV you'll like her circus-sealing three cocks until they decorate her tits (she takes one load in the mouth). The things people will do to see their idols.
Fez is made up to look like a member of Kiss, which lands him a groupie played by cutie Kaci Starr. She wants to go back to his mansion, but of course that ends up being the Formans' kitchen. Love Kaci, and especially love her in pink shorts, but it's actually a little difficult to enjoy the blowjob (good as it is), doggie anal, A2M and devouring of the rock star mayo with that ridiculous getup. Well okay, the hand to mouth finish is great, since you don't see anything but Kaci's face and hear her, "I can't believe I got rock star cum."
MILFy Rachel Love plays Kitty, and she not only has that laugh down, she proves what we all know, that Kitty was the true slut of the show. She threatens Red with no sex if he doesn't talk to their depressed son Eric (why is everybody depressed?), and after the chat we get another couch fuck. Some cocksucking and DATY leads to mish and doggie style, but Red comes quickly in her pussy and the wife is unsatisfied. This leads to Hyde walking in on a warmed-up Kitty, and of course he dives right into the kitty (if Rachel had grown out the fur this would have been wild). She wraps her tits around the cock and sucks the head, "Mrs. Forman I didn't know you were so nasty." The fucking goes from sideways to cowgirl, ending with a tit pop and a bit of postcum sucking.
Other highlights include Donna's rainbow panties (!) in her consummation of the relationship with Eric (good BJ and RCG before the selfjacked pop on her neck and tits), and closing fuck in the basement with Laurie (played by Ashlynn Brooke) and Kelso. You would have thought there would have been more sex in the Forman basement, but the DATY on the washing machine, lengthy mish, RCG, doggie style and selfjacked mouth pop all do the teenage hideout proud. Even if Kelso is a total tool.
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | bonus scene | chapter index | cumshot recap | dolby digital sound | full motion menus | photo gallery | trailers | two disc set | web trailer
Running Time: 116 minutes | Production Date: 01-01-2009
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DATE POSTED: 2009-12-09