This movie had a lot of ups and downs to it. At some points the little scene-plotlines completely disappeared while other scenes employed it heavily. There's a lot of anal, ass-to-mouth, ass-to-pussy and the like. There're a few girls that have great bodies, and a few that aren't anything too special. One scene is somewhat humorous because the "salesman" continues his selling-spiel throughout the entire scene. Unfortunately this ruins anything hot about the scene and is extremely distracting. Another scene starts out with two guys in it - but halfway through the scene (without any explanation) one guy leaves. This same scene is with a great hot girl - but like a 60 year old guy (who's annoying a prick/asshole in the scene).
I figured this was going to be a "hot European girls" video - but instead it ended up being a "here's how to treat a girl like shit" video. Re-using the overweight 60 year old guy in multiple scenes was a bad choice. The production value is OK but there's nothing cohesive outside of the girls' entertaining accents. The girls get an A for effort and some of them are hot - but the guys in this completely fail and ruin anything that could have been good from it.
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DVD Features Include: scene index
Running Time: 100 minutes | Production Date: 10-21-2008
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DATE POSTED: 2010-05-04