by
Motley Crewcut
Here we've got Nasty Nymphos 4 from Anabolic. Are these nymphos really any nastier than the nymphos in other movies? Not really, but they're nasty enough I guess. This title seems dated and judging by the production dates I'd guess this one was produced in 1994 and re-released on DVD last year (2002). So, expect it to look a little crappier than you're used to with modern porn. The shadows are dark and sometimes obscure the action and everybody looks a wee bit orange. The cover on this bad boy should tell you a little bit about the freak factor within: monsterous Dan Steele flexes his muscles behind little Hawaiian Jasmine.
Those two fuck first. It's passionate enough but since it's filmed outdoors, the exposure is a bit of a problem. Jasmine has an orgasm as she gets railed on a pool chair by hulking Dan, Dan the mega-muscled man. Next, we've got Tammi Ann having some do-it with Tom Byron. Tom Byron, before I knew his name, always reminded me of a member of Metallica. He's definitely got the buttrocking hair. And the buttrocking action as he nails Tammi's rump on a set of steps. Each of these scenes begins with some candid "interviewing."
Third, it's Sabrina and Tony Montana. These two are Mexicans. Ready to get it on and boff like ninjas in a fine hotel room. After they 69, Sabrina holds a vibrator to her clit with Tony grunts and roughhouses her various nether openings. Yvonne and Mark Davis star in scene 4. This must be old footage: Mark Davis has a lot of hair. They have sex by an awesome waterfall in Hawaii (who do they get away with that? Can you rent waterfalls?). The sex is average. Wednesday and Tom Byron have some really zitty, sweaty buttrockery sex that more real than a lot of porn and finally hairy Jordan, Mark Davis and Sean Michaels finish things up with a little bit of threesome boffing.
I'm rating this a 2.5 rounded to a 3. I'd probably look for something a little more recent from Anabolic. The hair-dos and the lighting just aren't up to snuff with today's flicks.
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DVD Features Include: digitally remastered | preview trailers | photo gallery | no regional coding
Running Time: 140 minutes | Production Date: 01-01-1994
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3476 to read this Rancho Review. DATE POSTED: 06-09-2003
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