The Sybian costs $1315. Is it worth it? Considering it gives a woman, any woman, a mind-numbing, reality-altering orgasm in about 30 seconds, yeah. Fuck yeah. We're talking pornstars who've had sex a million times coming like their pussies are mounted on rockets boosters. I mean, if you mixed the Sybian with crack, it would honest to god kill you. The Sybian website lists the people who the Sybian would kill:
* If you are pregnant
* If you have a heart condition or any other medical problems unless you have the approval of your physician
* If an intrauterine device is in place
So, now you want a Sybian, but you don't have $1315 or a bunch of hot babes to ride that thing like dirty, dirty cowgirls. Well, how about checking out the 4 Finger Club by Digital Sin. No, it's not the Sybian club, but fuck all that 4 Finger Club shit - any girl can wedge four fingers up into their junk. Check out this series to watch as every girl, every single fucking girl is turned into instant cottage cheese by this wonder of technology. Why am I praising the Sybian? Because I want one. I want a free one. Shipped to my house.
Anyway, installment #19 of this series is no different than the rest. Which isn't bad. 10 girls, broken into teams of two, take on each other for a festival of licking, frigging, dildoing and ultimately Sybian-ridin'. I mean, I'll be honest with you, I just skipped all the lezzing-out stuff this time around, skipped to the end of each chapter and watched the girls come and come and come. I can't believe there isn't one of these in every household in America.
The girls in #19 are pretty decent. There's one with misplaced nipples and boob job scars. There's one that looks anoxeric (You guessed it girls: guys don't really like starved chicks). But Nikita Denise is here, along with Jenna Haze (who pretends to talk dirty and just ends up sounding dumb but I love her anyway). Five scenes of girls twitching like they just got bitten by really poisonous snakes and are dying fascinating deathes. What more can I say?
Check it out. I'm not wrong.
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DVD Features Include: over 25 trailers | 10 interviews with pornstars | chapter search | digital clarity | dvd-rom compatible | photo gallery | playable worldwide | stereo sound
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