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Milf Tales 3 starts right up with porn legend Nina Hartley looking as hot as ever wearing a business suit. The never aging woman fits her outfit well and lets just say, she is all work and no play as she sucks off her associate right there in the office. It's a decent blow job but not necessarily too memorable. It sure as hell must have felt better than it looked because her partner busts a load(very weak in her mouth) in under ten minutes and that my friends, is scene number one. However, have no worries! Nina comes back for more later on in the flick to do some real damage.
Rayveness is a super sexy brunette lady who pulls off a full muff brilliantly. For this scene, the director slows things way down and allows this performer to show herself off in front of the camera for a bit. She relaxes by the pool in the nude while dousing herself with water to make herself shine for the audience. It's pretty hot I must admit! Incredible big titties. It all ends abruptly though when Rayveness notices a young dude jacking off to her just a couple feet away! Does she freak out? Of course not! She gets her sexy ass off the lounge chair and fucks him with her mouth. Ahhhh yes, the world of porn. Things get really hot once the new couple head indoors for the main event. Turns out Rayveness, much like the rest of the cast, is a total anal fiend. After a tame cowgirl position, it is all third hole penetration until the pop shot(every major position). Fantastic scene.
Next up is the movies only threesome starring powerhouse milfs Taylor Wane and Janet Mason. If you love some lesbo action, this is obviously the segment to jump to right when you open this sucker up. The two take turns munching on each others twats for a number of minutes until a tongue on their clits just ain't doing it anymore! This is where the dude comes in to continue the orgasm parade. I was a little disappointed that there isn't much of a double bj but the shagging was more than enough to satisfy this reviewer. No butt lovin' for either but my god, could Janet Mason be more in shape? The chick is built like a rock and has an ass that is a work of art. If you can't get turned on watching her in action......I don't even know what to say.
Ava Devine keeps the madness going with of course a anal packed shagathon. I'm amazed at how Ava is keeping it together after all these years of brutal sex slayings on camera. She has aged like fine wine and doesn't look to stop being a complete whore anytime soon. There might be no tease segment but honestly, a strip tease isn't necessary when it comes to miss Divine. Expect a super aggressive blow job followed by a butt slaying that would put an average performer out of commission for two weeks. Ava simply smiles and walks off the set like she just came to pick up her paycheck. I doubt she even felt that baseball sized dick up her butt anyway.
Devon Michaels is a babe who I hadn't seen in a movie in probably two years. I don't know if she stopped for awhile or I just haven't been reviewing the right DVD's but hot damn, she hasn't changed a bit. Still looking like she spends her days in a gym, Devon shows off her tight curves in a black mini skirt that shows off her incredible legs. Unfortunately, for the butt lovers out there, it seems Devon still hasn't entered the world of anal yet and performs a straight ahead romp. How could she do this to us?!?! Haha, I'm just kidding because Devon only needs that vag to entertain any straight man. She is a master at riding cowgirl and grinding on that pogo stick. I loved it, you will too. Decent facial.
Nina Hartly finally returns to give us a real performance in the finale. For some reason I wasn't expecting her to give up the ol' butthole but as usual Nina never disappoints and basically, gives it all up(every position)! In fact, she matches Ava Devines intensity in the sack which in my book, made this scene the best of the movie. She even gets sprayed with jizz at the end. Has she ever performed a bad full length scene? I've seen maybe thirty of her movies and I don't remember ever fast forwarding through this legends work. No wonder she is still on the covers of DVD's. Keep it up Nina!
That's it! If you like mature porn superstars who love snacking on jumbo sized black dick this is the movie for you. There's even a nice little bonus scene (some black chick who's name escapes me) that will round out your night nicely. Pick it up. There's not much to complain about here.
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | bonus scene | shot in hd | trailers
Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 09-07-2010
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DATE POSTED: 2011-04-21