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Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Grip & Cram Johnson

Starring: Brooklyn Night, Erika Kole, Kara Bare, Keeani Lei, Michelle Sweet, Missy Monroe, Sierra Sinn, Tyla Wynn

by shortbus69

If it's from Grip & Cram, you know it's gonna be nasty, and we're only seconds into blond Missy Monroe's scene and she's already begging for a "torn up asshole"...and then the dude buries his face, nose, tongue, and bald head in her ass. This goes to a 69 with her on top, and just as I was starting to enjoy it, it's time for the guy to sit on her face. That's right folks, it's a rimmers delight (with plenty of teabagging, facefucking, and a decent jackoff blast on, where else, the asshole).

Lather, rinse and repeat with Sierra Sinn (hey, isn't that also considered "trombone blowin'"?), Tyla Wynn's tasty fat tongue (and that tongue gets the finish before spitting it back in the asshole, "Tastes better from a boy's ass"), Erika Kole's brilliant dissertation on what to do with an asshole, brunette Kara Bare (GND supreme), and Keanni Lei's filthy mouth ("Dip it bitch!") and facial. Funny, she didn't look as happy with that facial as she has in other scenes.

Conclusion: rimming is a fantastic side dish, but I'm not sure if it works as the only course.

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DVD Features Include: trailers | behind the scenes | bios | chapters | photo gallery | production notes

Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 02-11-2006

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3861 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 06-28-2006

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