I guess it's a good sign that I couldn't get through the fourth act of Brandon Iron's bukkake sperm play, Baker's Dozen 8, before taking matters into my own hands and acting out a scene myself. It's easy to spot me, among the 62 other orgasm addicts, I'm the guy that came all over Jada Fire and Mia Bangg's faces. And then I cleaned up and put the dvd away. Whew! This DVD smokes! If Brandon is the Baker, I must be the candlestick maker, 'cause the butcher always comes up short.
I could only watch this DVD in spurts cause I couldn't keep my hands off the universal remote, so don't blame me for sputtering bad puns and strange admissions of channeling Onan.First off, bleach blonde natural titted Amy Reid looks hot as she creams it up for Brandon's Terrible Swift Sword, as he thrusts deep into soft poon. Amy has a great big strong body for fucking, which is okay by me. Very OK.
After repaying her with a gloppy load to the face and mouth, Amy is treated to a bunch more deposits, shared with Sasha "too cute to be in p0rn" Knox. There is a seriously hot blowbang surrounded by many penises, Amy takes the big messy facial which Sasha lick up and Knox out of the park. Three thumbs up! Jada Fire and Mia Bangg look like they are chocolate and vanilla twins, all ass in the air and playing tasty ass games with peanut butter. These two girls could take this act on the road and make some serious money cause they have a natural chemistry that is very hot!
I loved how when Manuel Ferrara came in they were already primed and laid some serious pipe into both of them. Of course, they made sure to suck off the peanut butter off his dick many many times and shared the taste of peanut butter fucked deep into each one's assholes. Hey, you got peanut butter in her chocolate, well you got chocolate in my peanut butter. Two great tastes that taste great together! Thank God for Reese's!
The sperming commences and with BD regular Hilary Scott fluffing her way to cockstardom, you know this scene is a rockin'. Big gloppy loads cover these two, while they banter back and forth how they can't see through all the sperm. That's fine with me, I can see just dandy. The best scene is the sperma gangbang of Annette Schwartz. Anybody that has seen a GGG film with Annette in it knows that this girl does some crazy stuff. Well, let's just say in America she takes a little more time but looks damn good doing it. I swear, she looks like a cross between Jessie J. and Maxine, with those cum smeared bloodshot eyes.
Rather than give you a blow by blow, get this movie anyway you can. The extras alone and skinny fuck monkey Hailey Young are better than most full length features. 5 Kleenexes and 13 Thumbs Up!
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Production Date: 06-07-2006
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DATE POSTED: 2007-02-14