by
MasturThespian
I like to get fucked, who doesn't? But isn't it so much better when the girl you're with says: "Fuck Me"? Especially, if she's not the one you're with, now isn't that just the shit? The Harmony line of Evil Empire is everyone's world of shit and Fuck Me series splendor, with mixed Asian Roxy Jezel, I-talian/Jewish Ariana Jolee, tatted up crocodile-tearing Belladonna, German tushkrieg Katja Kassin, and euro-blonde athleto-fuck Dora Venter. With that many unique girls to choose from, there's no doubt that you will find your perfect "Fuck Me" pal out of one of them and you won't have to pretend that you love her, either. I chose Dora, having seen her take on a bunch of different guys twice in one movie (Harmony's The Hacienda) and put some girl's pussy in her mouth all at the same time, so when she says: "Fuck Me", I say "How HARD?" and "How MANY? I'm sure I'm not the first to ask.
In her sexy, switched on indeterminately euro accent, Dora introduces the first scene's "fantasy" which is shot at night by an outdoor pool with Euroshaggers brunette Katy Caro and a blonde Poppy Morgan doubling up on Jazz Duro. If you've never seen a Harmony flick before, this is potent stuff as they get all over each other to get poked, prodded and penetrated, this scene should break your EU cherry. Personally, I like these 2 on 1 scenes with lesbo friendly girls because as long as a big dicked guy like Jazz is putting his dick into either girl's pussy or ass, the 3rd wheel makes scene roll along better. Poppy has got nice jiggly c cup tits and Katy has a great athletic frame in a long red gown with long black hair and green eyes so there's lots of good honest work for Duro to do on them. An added perk is that Poppy and Katy are really into each other so when it comes time for anal (and there's lots of it, stroke fans), no one (esp. not you) misses a slurp or a sticking, it's like a mini-orgy filmed up really close. At some point, Jazz comes in and kicks the lesbo actions up a notch by fucking each hot girl. Many clean offs and bad girl RCG anals later, both girls finish off Jazz with a shared blowjob and get their share of the spunkage. It's not fair, really, so much pussy so little cum.
If Ariana Jolee is the US women's gangbang champion, having taken on 65 men one after the other, Dora Venter must be vying for the EU crown. In fact, seeing two cocks or less stuck in her, feels like a dress rehearsal, clearly this woman runs best on 4 or more. This scene has her fucking and jerking around four hung guys, with each getting lodged airtight in each sexy cum hungry hole. I could not find a position that didn't make me want to join in, straddled RCG airtitght, humping doggie airtight, blowbang (do I need to say airtight again?!), she gets I from a four corners and looks fucking great, her perky b cups cruisin' for a pinchin' and her asshole a-stretchin'. When the guys unlodge from her ass just long enough to spoo in her mouth like a good slut mama bear, so you'll never watch feeding time at the zoo in quite the same way again.
Another hot scene, this one with a young brunette, probably Katy Caro, getting stretched and analled. I don't think there was a single act in this scene where this depraved girl wasn't getting stretched open by at least a pair of hands, turned into a fuck pretzel, made to do the bidding of two fat cocks, or gaping from all of the above. I liked tha this pretzelized chick's makeup and hair remained gorgeous and untouched throughout the extensive yet alternate drilling of her ass and pussy, kinda like James Bond's hair after Spectre locks him in that rocket blast chamber. So, by the time the two studs launch pair of thick choads onto her tits and well gaped pussy, this Hungarian beauty should be ready to blow a fucking Bach fugue from her nether pipes, but her hair would be runway model perfect. Just make sure she wipes the cleanup cum from her lips. Awesome scene!
As if multiples needed a chaser, we get another euroshagging with anal starting off the festivities. This small titted brunette girl in a net top and pantiless jean skirt is ready for fucking. Too bad that pretty pussy and ass is about to be turned into roast beef. We get many closeups of those holes before a guy comes along for her to deepthroat and analize her. Some vigorous sucking and stroking sprays the camera dangerously closely before her ass is made to gape again and share juices with her pussy, bubbling spit from her upside down ass is a sight to behold. Watch that punctured pucker bubble cum next. Yumm!!
The last scene is a four way with toys with Dora and Poppy and the same brunette from the last scene. No time wasted to taste assholes and suck dick! I cannot describe everything, but this is one lucky man! Assholes get licked de rigeur and pussies stretched open like watermelons at a barbeque. Before the guy cums, there's a nice bit of cream on his dick as he fucks the brunette. But the finale is Dora deepthroating the guy than getting frigged while he fucks this ass-creamy brunette, then deepthroated again and again by Dora whose head is hanging off the bed, then hard-pooned Poppy. Dora's heart shaped ass gets plowed once more before he cums right on it and in her pussy. Not a drop wasted either as each girl gets a felching gulp from Dora's wet holes. I can't imagine a better way to spend an afternoon.
I really liked this Harmony flick and wished that fuck me was my battlecry for conquering Dora. Miss Venter is the ultimate euroslut and I'd give every kleenex I have to be with her, just once. 5 kleenexes all the way!
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DVD Features Include: solo scene | outtakes | interview | trailers
Running Time: 156 minutes | Production Date: 01/30/2006
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DATE POSTED: 2007-04-21
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