by
MasturThespian
It's time to go old school on y'all and review what I consider to be a classic gonzo title: Mike John's Down the Hatch 6. With so many hardcore titles centered around bukkake, swallowing, facials, oral, and sperm in general, it's easy to lose track of how the big players today got started in this crazy semen world. DTH6 was one of my first dvd rentals and was also an early "must have" purchase mainly for featuring the early scenes of Aurora Snow, Sunrise Adams, the very French and mysterious Kimberly Franklin, and this very cute hippychick blonde Canadian short timer (and probable girlfriend of Erik Everhard), Angel. Back in those days, in late 2000, you could count on one kleenex fumbling hand, the number of genres of about a dozen male directors, still big names shooting (and about 5 dozen more, trampled under foot, like Max Hardcore and Al Borda). Today, you could multiply that dirty dozen by the number of new genres and still not see everything that some of these hot stars have done. Sorry, for the new math, folks, it's just the Internet talking again.
Angel is the glue that holds this flick together and if you and a bunch of buddies were holed up in a log cabin with her, you might be hauling off the extra glue by the cartload. Rather than ease us into this scenario, Mike starts us off with Angel naked on her knees sucking off John Dough and Erik Everhard. One look at this girl's eyes and face and you wonder: Who is she? She looks unlike any girl you've seen in p0rn up to date (this is Y2K remember, when amateur p0rn stars were drafted from hookers, bored secretaries, housewives and the occasional drunken crazy girl, on the six year plan at some SoCal party college). How can I describe her? She's fresh and attentive, like the cute girl who rings up your latte at the hippy coffeehouse at your local college town. Except now she's up in this isolated log cabin letting two fat cocked guys plow her ass and pussy and making her into their sucking, fucking, anal p0rn toy. Amazing! Of course, once Erik and John need a blowjob she grabs both dicks and happily sucks them off, stroking and swinging her long blonde hair around as she does them. When it's time for fucking Erik plows that very moist vag first while John gets some head off the side of the couch. It's clear that she's lovin' it as she, spoons each guy deep and Dough has to blorp first. Ka-ching, she lovingly swallows that load down. Then Erik gets her all to himself for a while, and I mean ALL! Lots of anal and a2m, where they really make love so intense, you can smell it, like you did that time your college girlfriend stayed over when your roommate went home for the weekend. Dough comes back for a DP and RCG anal himself and two more big pops are swallowed. Wow! Guess what? It's a Mike John flick, so we'll get to see her again too!
Sienna is what you might call a ringer; too good to ignore, not special enough to notice. For the mammary inclined, Sienna is this black chick with huge natural boobs that you get to see tittyfucked POV, which is one of MJ's specialties. With some good sucking and eye contact, your love affair with the black chick can commence anytime. I'd hold back a nut on this one, though, as some very special young women are up next.
If you've been to California, you know how special catching the sunset is over the Pacific. We catch Sunrise Adams looking over the ocean in some hella tights, like riding pants. She is nicely built with a cherub cute face, long blonde hair and a devilish green-eyed smile. She shares a peek a boo of her great chest and we go inside where its nice and warm, where I'm gonna guess her mouth and vag will do just fine. I'm pretty sure she's gotta love giving head from her eye contact and smile as Mike John gets his RCG groove on in hers. When he pops the cork, you can let the celebration begin, 'cause there is just so much for her to be thankful for.
Sienna comes back to take on the likes of Lex and with more than a foot of thanks goes a long way. If you've ever wondered how he does it , this scene should give you the skinny on this phatty.
Angel comes back to suck extract another load from Erik, this time without his campfire buddy, Dough. Man, where was she on my last camping trip?! Angel would go on to do only eight films, and I probably have 6 of them, she's a gem to behold.
Now, the real star of the show is covergirl Aurora Snow. If Aurora looks young and fresh in this scene it's because she is, with just half a dozen movies to her credit. Aurora defines GND (girl next door), and you can find her here with a white tank top, shorts, no makeup and no bra, covering those springy little b cups. We find her kneeling in blowjob POV with a line of 3 guys waiting their turn, at a suck and tug that only skinny Miss Snow can deliver like she was helping farmhands milk cows and missed a few of the larger teats. It's especially enjoyable considering that the three guys are Lex, Mr. Marcus and Erik Everhard, and everyone gets special treatment from Aurora on the set. When they spoo into her mouth, it's a great thing because she looks so yummy without a top and those girlfriend eyes smiling back at you, impaled by dick. Then comes the fuckin' and oh, is it good fuckin'! Lex gets a deep piece of creamy Snow pudding in RCG. Early (before she started putting on all that makeup and fetishware) Aurora's pale skin and creamy thighs are a delicacy beyond compare as Lex gets her to cream up and bounce on that big black rod. Aurora makes those great little fuck noises too and that's just a treat. Of course, everyone gets a ride on this sweet thing and a great blowjob mouth to loosen another load. Probably the most memorable newbie scene I can think of.
Scotti Andrews may not be everyone's type, but if you're looking for natural tits, big ass, and a sex hungry girl, she will catch all your loads nicely. Thankfully, she's got two guys to service and will get two loads fed to her after a buckingly raunchy DP session, with all the trimmings.
Could you get any finer stargazers than Sunrise and Aurora, launching Lex's wedding tackle? God knows how these two ended up making so many appearances on their own that together, it's like witnessing a celestial three way collision. They POV blowjob Lex's long rod and each display their own version of cute white girl head; Aurora pinky high and bobbing up and down that pole, and Sunrise devilishly deep sucking every bad girl sperm out of Lex's gene pool repository. Great scene!
Just when you thought most directors would be calling down to the editing bay to roll out the credits to ship this mutha, Mike John gets the idea that we haven't seen enough gorgeous girls swallowing cum and taking it up their ass from two guys, Erik and John. So, back to French Canada to find Kimberley, this lean, French girl who speaks very little English. At the time, Anabolic had something like two foreign countries to find new whores, Canada and Czechoslovakia, so at least Kimberley seems to be pussy in the same hemisphere. Fortunately, the language of love is universal like the socket wrench, and will turn out nuts, both metric and US. Hot scene, on the old school tip.
I can't say enough good things about this flick, and at this rate, I won't be saying too much more anyway. So, thank you, Mike, for this excellent piece of history making p0rn. 5 kleenexes a viewing, easy!
Does DOWN THE HATCH 6 sound like it's
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DVD Features Include: bonus footage | cum shot recap | photo gallery
Running Time: 140 minutes | Production Date: 06-02-2001
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DATE POSTED: 2007-06-22
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