Don't Cum Inside Me #3 from Immoral Productions is a cheesy "surprise creampie" film. One scene was a bit awkward to me when the girl was uncomfortably angry about the situation, but the others - while fitting the silly setup storyline - were suiting.
The first scene is Ally Ann being surprised by her naked boyfriend for her birthday. The two are entertaining to watch together and the scene has a slight element of humor in their scripted dialogue but it's fitting. After a lot of the films we've reviewed it's also always nice to see a well-shaven pussy and natural breasts. The most important part of this style of film - the "whoops!" pop-shot was done well - her reaction of anger (and his dopey "but I love you!") were corny but appropriate.
Jaelyn Fox starts the second scene yelling at her guy about how bad it is that she has to keep buying pregnancy tests. He somehow convinces her (and has a really odd fake O-face scene) and then - you guessed it - cums inside of her again. She's got the razor-burn and was more uncomfortable to watch in her chastising him for cumming inside versus the first scene.
Kiara Diance runs the third scene and is cuter (less angry) in her pleas to not be cum inside of. She's nicely shaven (I know I'm a broken record, but razor-burn and ingrown-stubble is worse than having the pubes in porn!). She's tanned with good small breasts and their action is great. Naturally, he ends up popping off inside of her and she's not happy about it. She even goes so far as to jump up and down and scoop it out.
Next is Danica Blue - She's fit and tanned and the scene runs on par with the rest. Except, wait - either this dude has the runniest, whitest cum in the world (more so than any other porn I've ever seen - which is a lot) - or they faked the cum in this one. It looked less like a creampie and more like a glass of milk.
Last is Marie McCray - This dirty-talking redhead has great breasts albeit a bit of my nemesis the razorburn. Her reaction was more language-filled than the others - and she decides to push the cum out on the new couch as punishment.
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Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 03-16-2009
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DATE POSTED: 2012-09-09