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FUCK-A LESSON IN LUST
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Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Brad Armstrong

Starring: Carmen Hart, Chris Cannon, Eric Masterson, Felecia, Ice La Fox, Jenaveve Jolie, Jessica Drake, Katsumi, Kirsten Price, Lori Lust, Marcus London, Mario Rossi, Mia Smiles, Mr. Marcus, Randy Spears, Sean Michaels, Tommy Gunn, Trina Michaels

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If you are a person who loves to fish through the bin of cheap dvds at your local porn dealer like I once was, get your head out of that bin and check out Fuck: A Lesson in Lust by Wicked Pictures. I would grab a tons of those twenty or ten dollar porn dvds in the hope that at least two good scenes would get me off and get me off fast. I did that because I was a poor college kid, well my friends, fuck that. I am still poor but I’d rather pay for what I get. Fuck: A Lesson in Lust is a great investment and an awesome addition to any porn collection.

Fuck: A Lesson in Lust could simply be labeled as story porn but it looks at the evolution of sex through the ages. This way you don’t have to remember names of characters, a long plot and you can go to any chapter for simply the sex. Brad Armstrong is a great director who uses film stock to reveal the brilliance in every beautiful set, costume, pair of tits and cummed soaked mouth.

Brad starts his film by looking at sex in the primitive times of barbarians who wear armor, carry swords and axes, and are simply ready to fuck. Tommy Gunn fits perfectly into his role of a Conan knock-off with his built frame and huge cock. To match Tommy’s barbarian structure, Exotica and Lori Lust are ready to give Tommy’s weapon a good cleaning job. Exotica and Lori suck and mouth at Tommy’s cock hidden under his loin clothe. Tommy gets a good rough fuck with Exotica in reverse cowgirl and then slams Lori in missionary, both positions look amazing. But Tommy mainly fucks Exotica during this scene to finish with fucking her doggy and missionary. I wanted more Lori.

Ice La Fox plays a six-armed goddess named Kali with the help of Carmen Hart and Jeneveve Jolie as her other hands. Here is a simple handjob and blowjob scene but it looks beautiful with the costumes and colors. Kali starts pleasing the masked guys, Eric Masterson, Mario Rossi, Marcus London and Tommy Gunn, with her hands then sucks each with her skilled tongue. Kali then needs some sexual release herself so she plays with her own pierced pussy with a nice small dildo. With four guys around her, you know there is going to be a lot of cum and there was, with one creaming into a cup for her to drink and the others jizzing on her face.

The Victorian doll scene reminded me so much of a Mathew Barney video art piece called Crème Master because everything in this scene is so artistic. This is my favorite scene in the whole film, one because of the artistic level and because of the four hot pussy lickers; Jessica Drake, Felicia, Katsumi and Clara G. The intro for this scene is a little long if you just want to see the wet action but is worth the wait. They start by pairing up for some kissing and titty sucking foreplay. Then on to licking, fingering each other’s tight wet pussies and I must say their pussies look so yummy. It gets even better with the dildos being used in their now steaming pussies and loose assholes. To end, they line up to work on each other’s pussies and asses while in a fuck train. Such a great scene.

The next step in the sexual evolution takes place at a high-classed diner party where food is not served but instead four beautiful women are; Carmen Hart, Kristen Price, Katsumi and Mia Smiles. The lucky guys who get to enjoy the girls are Randy Spears, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson and Chris Cannon. I kept track of who was fucking and sucking whom during this scene but they changed so much that it would take forever to type. Let’s just say that each guy got to sample each girl once or twice and that the action was great. The angles and lighting allowed for everything to be seen even my favorite star, Carmen Hart, being fucked in missionary by Tommy Gunn. Carmen is smokin’ hot.

The bedroom and dog scene had Trina Michaels fucking her once pet guard dogs, Mr. Marcus and Sean Michaels. Trina sucks on both of the large cocks to get them wet enough to be crammed into her small pierced pussy. She starts in reverse cowgirl to let her tits bounce a little then to doggy, which is quite ironic for this scene. The fucking for the rest of the scene is all up her tight ass and it is great. Mr. Marcus and Sean really give her some really big cocks to enjoy, not to mention the huge load Trina took to the face.

The futuristic scene stars Jessica Drake as the android and Eric Masterson as the sexually charged scientist. I would have never thought that doing a strip tease out of plastic-wrap would ever be sexy but Jessica made it work and then some. From this smokin’ strip tease the scientist needed to test his creation with a glass dildo and a crazy lookin’ butt plug. The butt plug stays in the whole time as Eric goes from cowgirl to missionary and both positions are at good angles so all can be seen. Then Eric uses a butt probe while Jessica uses a pussy spreader, which is a little weird but it works for Eric. He cums on a protective face shield over the face of the android, I guess to protect her electronics but whatever.

My closing remarks will be short. Go buy this fucking flick, it is great. I give Fuck: A Lesson in Lust a five out of five rating. Now go and fuck something to continue the sexual evolution.

Does FUCK-A LESSON IN LUST sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD


DVD Features Include: two disc set | two bonus scenes w/ jessica drake | kirsten price | carmen hart | behind the scenes sex reel | girls of fuck | the making of fuck | star stats | photo gallery | star galleries | dvd-rom compatible | playable worldwide | parental lock | 5.1 dolby digital


Production Date: 08-16-2006

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3005 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2007-10-22


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