Group Sex 2: Wild Bunch by Adam and Eve is a complilation of smutty smut. It's 4 HOURS long. Granted, any 4 HOUR DVD o' smut is bound to contain some crap, but for god's sakes, it's 4 HOURS of porn! If you can tolerate 4 SOLID HOURS of porn, you deserve a medal. 4 HOURS of porn should last the average American Citizen 2 weeks. You gotta ration this shit.
So, double-sized DVD, 8 scenes on each side. No extras, no frills. The box says you'll find 59 of your favorite actors and actresses on this disk and I believe it. 4 HOURS of porn, people!
I'm not going to break down every scene for you. Most of them are pretty standard actually. If, say, five of these scenes were mashed into a porno, I'd probably rate them a 3. But here, they win by sheer volume. There's only one anal scene, as far as I could tell and (of course) the lucky recipit of that tail-pipe cleaning is Nikita Denise. Since the theme is group sex, each scene contains at least 3 people and some as many as 8. Threesomes do seem to dominate though and there are a couple lesbo boffs thrown in there as well.
On side one, after five scenes, you'll be lost in a deep porno haze, unable to tell up from down, vagina from mouth. Then, suddenly, pay attention because, my favorite, Gwen Summers is pounding some guy IN THE ASS with a strap-on dildo. Huh?!? Just when you thought you had a standard striaght porno on your hands, this little freaky nugget pops out. Rest assured, it's an anomally that's not repeated. Too bad in a way - it was interesting and funny somehow. Gauge appears in scene 7.
Side two contains more of the same. A lot of the girls have shaved vags or landing strips (wooohooo!) and there aren't any real dogs. Well, maybe a couple. As noted: in 4 HOURS of porn there's bound to be a few turds. Dale DaBone shows up in a black latex suit (heh) and scene 6 is a strange cabana deal starring a bunch of crackhead chicks and a guy named Cigarman. Everybody's pierced. The lead crackhead is a bitch called Alexandra Silk. She's pretty silly. And she's in quite a few of the scenes on Group Sex 2.
This isn't the highest quality porn - some of it looks a little dated but none of that horror movie stuff from the early 80s - and it is 4 HOURS of porn. Think of how much fun you can have with 4 HOURS of porn! A LOT! 4 HOURS worth!
One negative: no real subchapters overall.
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DVD Features Include: playable worldwide | web access
Running Time: 266 minutes | Production Date: 11-16-2001
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DATE POSTED: 12-09-2002
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