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Jack Dup
The theme here should be obvious. Each of the ladies plays a “bitchy boss” and I wonder if that’d be a more apt title. Seriously, how can Rachel Roxxx be considered a MILF? It’s almost an insult to refer to her in that manner. Anyway, Hunter Bryce has to educate one of her employees about the intricacies of sexual harassment. She shows Chris Johnson what not to do by rubbing her hand on his crotch, then tells him to fuck her or risk having to look for a new job. Her blow is great, with a lot of deepness and some face fucking thrown in. He munches on her puss and then there’s some reverse cowgirl sex. If you’ve seen Hunter, you probably know she’s a squirter. That’s definitely the case here, as she let’s loose more than a couple gushes. The first one is especially big. When they switch to cowgirl and she squirts another time, she nastily licks some of it off his groin. They have sex in doggy and the squirting only continues. She doesn’t get much cum on her face, but this is still a very good scene. There’s something very animalistic about this chick and she sets the bar high for the remaining scenes.
Rachel Roxxx, who I’d say is the hottest girl here, has to show Kris Slater the ropes. He sucks at taking inventory and she doesn’t hesitate to let him know it. She takes him back to her office and he struggles while working at a computer. Since he’s inept in a technologic sense, she decides to see if he has any skills that she can actually put to use. He refuses her advances at first, but the boss has him eating her puss in no time. Rachel goes balls deep when blowing and isn’t afraid to spit on his dick. They have sex in doggy and in both cowgirls. The facial may be the best part of the scene. Slater sprinkles his load all over Rachel’s pretty mug and she happily accepts it. As good-looking as she is, I wouldn’t say Rachel is the most exciting girl to watch sexually. In spite of her moans, she gives the impression that sex is processional for her.
Lily Paige has to drive a pathetic guy to the workplace because he’s fallen on hard times. When she gets John Espizedo to an office, she takes advantage of her position. Lily offers him a blowjob, but he refuses, saying he’s got a girlfriend. That’s of no concern to her and she undresses him for some oral. Her effort is good and she gags on his schlong, though she isn’t able to handle most of it. John licks her puss in preparation for some cowgirl. There are some nice close-ups as she’s getting tapped in mish. The last position, doggy, is the hottest. Espizedo cums on her open mouth to bring things to a close. This is another scene where the action is somewhat muted. To their credit, things improve as time progresses.
Ralph Long is a furniture delivery man. He drops off a large cabinet for Sophia Lomeli and she entrusts him to handle the rest of the job while she’s off running errands. When she returns a few minutes later (she forgot her keys), Sophia catches him sleeping on the job. She’s pissed, but horny - usually a volatile combination. She gets his dick out and gives a stale blowjob. She focuses exclusively on slowly sucking the head. They do it in doggy, cowgirl, spoon and mish. The sex is poor in terms of energy. He pops his an ample load into her waiting mouth and onto her very big tits. This girl reminds me of Sienna West. She’s got that endearing personality and a cute look about her, but she just doesn’t bring much to the sex.
Even though there’s no shortage of unemployed people in Cali, Dylan Ryder is driving around looking for someone to help her do some painting. She finds a bum, Joey Brass, with a sign that says, “will work 4 food or money”. Being a kind soul, she decides to put him to work. She gives him specific directions about how she wants her room painted and leaves him to finish off the job. Dumbass that he is, Joey screws it all up. She comes back, sees the mess he’s made and angrily tells him, “I’m gonna make sure you pay!” He gives restitution in the form of pussy eating and she figures she’ll have some cock while she’s at it. Her sucking is nice even though she doesn’t go too deep. The reverse cowgirl sex is pretty brief. There’s some mish and spooning until Joey makes a wise choice by fucking what might be the nicest rack of all these “MILFs.” He doesn’t cum on her just yet, as they have more sex in doggy. This is definitely one of the better scenes you’ll get to see.
The load ends up missing Dylan’s face. He’s laying prone and it shoots skyward as she jacks him off.
Lastly, it’s the only blonde girl on this release - Brandi Edwards. She’s got a nice Mercedes that she just had detailed. Well, it was supposed to be detailed, but Justin Magnum didn’t do a good job so Brandi’s back to get her money’s worth. Once she comes to pick up the car for the second time, it’s obvious that no work has been done. She brings Justin to an office and lets him have it. Brandi threatens to call his boss, but he manages to change her mind by letting her do whatever she pleases. She gets to suck his schlong, but isn’t very good at it. Justin is into licking asshole and he does so ’til it’s time for the sex. They hit the following positions: doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon, missionary. When watching Brandi, I’m most reminded of Jenny McCarthy as far as looks. The sex here isn’t anything to rave about. It’s almost as if they get into all these different positions in the hopes that they’ll find one that works right.
The Jack Dup Verdict - For the most part, I was more impressed with the appearances on these girls than I was with their sexual prowess. Dylan Ryder and Hunter Bryce did a nice job. As for the rest of these gals, they’re rather boring to watch. Hustler loses point where the scene settings go. For each of the three times a girl is taken back to an office, it’s the exact same one. If there were more energy in the sex, these bossy ladies would’ve won me over. As it stands, this feels really similar to a Brazzer’s DVD. There’s plenty to sink your teeth into, but it’s not too filling.
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | photo slide show | digitally mastered | animated chapter index | hustler trailers | playable worldwide
Running Time: 140 minutes | Production Date: 08-01-2009
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DATE POSTED: 2010-04-12
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