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JUICY
JUICY

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Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Bridgette Kerkove

Starring: Ashley Blue, Bridgette Kerkove, Daphne Rosen, Dominca Leoni, Lisa Lee

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Bridgette Kerkove, the insanely good looking wife of Mayhem honcho and Supercreep Skeeter, takes the reins on this doggedly single-minded anal excursion. Style-wise, it's pretty much a total cop of her husband's flicks, down to the grab-yr-ankles blowjobs. Ass, ass, ass. All the girls on this one are such anal pros that it's starting to look to easy, ya know? I mean, just how many Ashley Blue ATM's are gonna be filmed, anyway? Here's number 665, at least. Lisa Lee's plowing is pretty fierce, so that was fun, but the only other remarkable thing about this one is just how blown-out Kerkove's asshole is at this point. I mean, that's an all-day gap she's got going there. If she ever gets tired of bein' a porn superstar, then she could certainly become a drug mule superstar, cuz there's PLENTY of room up there.

This all might sound like I didn't like this one, but I did. I nearly broke my dick in half. I'm just saying that if you keep eating chocolate bars everyday, sooner or later yer gonna hate chocolate. Kerkove's a sleazy, evil bitch of a director, but she's gotta throw in a curveball once in awhile. I'm starting to think you can have TOO MUCH anal.

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DVD Features Include: auto restart | behind the scenes | digitally remastered | dvd rom compatible | instant pop shot access | no regional coding | photo gallery | trailers


Running Time: 100 minutes | Production Date: 06-04-2006

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2395 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 08-12-2004


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