by
Motley Crewcut
I watched Lessons in Lust #4 on Thursday. Now it's Monday. So let's see how the old memory is working. If I remember correctly Lessons in Lust #4's five scenes deserved a solid star each and so I bestow upon this movie a perfect 5 star rating. A lot of Digital Sin's flicks fall shy of greatness though most of them are above average. This one I think is a good rental or purchase as there's a lot of variety in the action (or cacktion as we say around here) and none of it disappoints. Dana Vespoli begins with Mark Ashley. Dana has some bad tattoos (is that a skull and bones below her boob?) and I couldn't for the life of me decide what ethnicity she'd claim, but she was hot and got her trap rattled. She looks pleasured for the 20+ minute fuck. Just when you think it's over, it keeps going. Second we've got Lilly Thai and Destiny St. Claire in a lesbo scene. I was looking forward to seeing Lilly in this movie as she was pretty great in the Limelight Girl series. Lilly's forte is squirting multiple times. To clarify: she's one of those pissing-type squirters. In fact, I'm starting to wonder if there's really such a thing as true squirting - it all looks like pissing to me. But no matter. Lilly, despite not looking her best her, pulls out a great performance with Destiny that inculdes dildos, dirty talk and three er, squirting orgasms (one of which takes place ontop of Destiny - the camera seems to move so you don't see the piss go all over Destiny...hmmm). In the end, both these ladies did so much dildoing you'll wonder if they're not suffering from Dildo Elbow. Mr. Pete sticks his hog way down Francesca Sin's throat next. Lots of great, magic deep-throat before porn's answer to Eminem steps up and unloads on Francesca's pussy and asshole, most of the time from a standing position. Forthly, we have covergirl Brianna Blaze. Brianna looks like Kirsten Dunst in Bring it On on the cover but not so much during the movie sadly. She's got a lot of nice jewerly though and gets a swell facial from Brett after he dukes her a million ways past Memphis. And lastly this must be Katie Kaliana who I have no real recollection of but my notes say she humped Mark Ashley and Ben English and there was a nice little bit with a bar chair. No DP or anal unfortunately but satisfying none the less. So there you have it. Plenty to get off the short bus too. What more you want? Check eet out!
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DVD Features Include: subchapters | photo gallery | trailers | no regional coding
Running Time: 108 minutes | Production Date: 09-24-2003
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 11214 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 02-19-2004
Reader comments
Clifford Notes (Rancho Fan) says:
some of the best parts of this review:
cacktion
got her trap rattled
suffering from Dildo Elbow
porn\'s answer to Eminem
after he dukes her a million ways past Memphis
Ally (Smut Fan) says:
Hey, that post leaves me feeling fioolsh. Kudos to you!
Ally gives this movie 1
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