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Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Super Mario

Starring: Ashley Long, Becky, Raven, Susie, Vixen Cheshire

by Sleazegrinder

So-so Seymore rip-off stars long-haired stunt dick “Super” Mario and his crew of skinny cocksman who bang a bunch of marble-mouthed Euro-bitches in the face and ass. Most notable tramp in the mix is Ashley Long, and the harsh camcorder glare does wonders for her, showing off her mangled right nipple and blown-out asshole in gory surgical detail. Otherwise, a pretty unremarkable gaggle of cheap pussy.

If you dig the fake-amateur stuff, this is definitely that, and Mario displays the same sort of irritating hucksterism as Seymore Butts, so if yr a fan of that jerk, buy this and die happy.

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DVD Features Include: auto-start | all region dvd | internet | other titles | photo gallery

Running Time: 110 minutes | Production Date: 09-15-2001

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2451 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 11-13-2004

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