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NO CUM DODGING ALLOWED 4
NO CUM DODGING ALLOWED 4

-from Red Light District

Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Mike John

Starring: Chiquita Lopez, Katin, Melissa Lauren, Rayveness, Tyla Wynn

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This is one of those flicks where the stars align and the talent pool is equal to the perversity the director (Mike John).

All scenes have multiple blow-bang scenarios, with some different kinks/setups. But damn it, fuck the setups, the best thing is that all of these women are true cum cravers. They don't have to talk about it (although I love that they do), they'd rather be getting fed.

It's really hard to decide what's the best scene, they're all great. Blond Melissa Lauren's accent alone is enough to make balls boil. She gets some half-dozen doses of protein, then breathes for a pause, then gets more...tremendous. Those of you loving gargling and sperm burping, plenty of that here.

Rayveness should be ruling the earth, considering the dichotomy of her deliciously playful MILF-next-door nature, and ability to be a fucking *technician* with cock. The multiple handjobs while sucking, the way she teases the head with tongue fluttering, the eye contact--it's breathtaking to watch her master the meat. It's not that she doesn't enjoy being skullfucked, she's just totally in command of what she's doing, and that's something that comes with years and years (roll your eyes) of practice. The first batch of loads is slurped from a wine glass, and the second is ingested the more traditional way.

Likewise, Tyla Wynn eats with amazing gusto, and is especially good with the stringy drool and throat gagging. Should be noted that there is plenty of fucking in these scenes too, DPs, anal, the works. It's just all the blasts are swallowed, and Wynn's eye rolling when she's being fed, damn!

Brunette Katin has found her way on to a few Red Light covers, and she's beyond adorable--alongside RayVeness and Wynn, a perfect combination of approachable next-door cutie and complete cum hungry whore. Her eyes light up at the camera when Jon Dough deposits a particularly large (even for him) blast right in the mouth. Will not complain with Rayveness as the cover model, but any of these scenes, including Latina Chiquita Lopez, are cover-worthy.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | cum fiesta | photo gallery | trailers | web access


Running Time: 180 minutes | Production Date: 09-08-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 6518 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 03-08-2005


Reader comments

freya (Watcher) says:
Disgusting crap,silly and stinking.

freya gives this movie 1


Cooter (watcher watcher) says:
aren\'t we just a little ball of negativity? what DO you like?

Cooter gives this movie 5


fang (Smut Fan) says:
I love this movie. It rocks!!! Especially Rayveness... she\'s da bomb!

fang gives this movie 5



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