by
Buff Punzlif
Let me tell you about Red Light District: They're perhaps the most steady, reliably hardcore American pornographic outfit out there. Of course, being partnered sub-companies with Platinum X helps you see what I mean.
So let me tell you about RLD's Phat Black Booty: It's a solid all-ebony production much in the manner you're accustomed to from the brand, and every girl in it is hot and outrageously cock-hungry. I don't know what it is about black chicks, but it indeed is what it is; and pay no attention to your dark-skinned friends (Michael Jackson) tell you that white girls are way more freaky in bed. I'm not buying it, and you shouldn't either.
And let me tell you about Roxy Reynolds. Of all the cast, she's the hottest. Really, that's true for just about everything she's appeared in so far in her young porno career. Behind the (reviewing) scenes, I've been pushing pretty hard for her to win Best New Starlet at the "Oscars" come January, but I think she has almost no chance considering how pervasive and sought-after Naomi's been. My brain's on the latter, but Roxy has my heart!
But let me tell you about the rest. Big-butted Cherokee - the thick babe with the small, beautiful rack and "D'Ass" tattoo on d'ass - is ridiculously sexy (she also has an 11-minute bonus in the DVD's extras); and iced-mocha Sunshine reflects her name in the oil all over her (and her man, and the air-mattress, and the floor...). Covergirl Flirt is mighty fine, too.
So don't rent it - BUY it.
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DVD Features Include: bonus scene | photo galleries | web access
Running Time: 121 minutes | Production Date: 11-03-2005
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3746 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 10-20-2006
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