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PSYCHOTIC
PSYCHOTIC

-from Python Pictures

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Nicki Hunter

Starring: Brandi Lyons, Brooke Hunter, Cindy Crawford, Julie Night, Nicki Hunter, Tyla Wynn

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Somewhere between heavy metal vixen and goth goddess, lies the look of blond bombshell Nicki Hunter. A snake around her neck, she's unleashing some pretty rough stuff, starting with her threeway with Kris Slater and James Dean. In a romantic dungeon setting, they fuck her throat and tits (she's spitting at their jeans before they even take out their dicks. Piledriver anal through dry-ice "smoke," and some filthy talking to the camera from Hunter, very nice. Perfectly times double faceblast too.

Cindy Crawford and Brandi Lyons versus Marcos Leon? I'll take the over--there's gonna be a lot of points scored here. Femdom fan? Step right up and get it. Lots of lezzie dildo frigging, verbal taunting, all ending up in anal plugging for both women and a facial.

Other lowlights: Tyla Wynn right up in your face proclaiming, "All men are pigs," before a vicious deepthroating, cowgirl, and piledriver. Really enjoy Tyla, she's a special kind of slut. Should be noted here that near the end of all of these scenes, Hunter shows up to yell at the contestants, in this case ending up in a splattering facial.

The only way to follow up Tyla Wynn in that scenario...is freakishly hot Julie Night. The pan up the body, shaved kitty, corset, black tape in an "X" over her nips, fuck yeah. She and Nicki share a scalding fourway with Tyler and Alec Knight, who play two cadavers. You do the math. What's the Stones lyric, "You'd make a dead man come?" Of course, when you're getting tag-team blown by these two, you eventually wake up. Crazy DP and anal boffing ensues in all permutations, even including a slight change of pace with candle wax (on Julie's ass), before both shots go into Julie's mouth, which she shares with Nicki--great finish.

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DVD Features Include: all region coding | behind the scenes | digital stereo sound | direct scene & action access | picture gallery | trailers | website


Running Time: 132 minutes | Production Date: 08-26-2005

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2274 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 01-10-2006


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