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SQUIRTING 101 1
SQUIRTING 101 1

-from New Sensations/Digital Sin

Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Axel Braun

Starring: Amber Simpson, Ariana Jollee, Avy Scott, Cytheria, Fallon Summers, Lucy Lee, Sindy Lange, Teagen Prestley, Tyla Wynn

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Alex Braun can make anybody squirt, and this is called Squirting 101. Okay. So why the hell are Cytheria and Ariana Jollee in this thing? We all know they can drown the entire crew with their super-big-gulp pussies.

Okay so the first scene, with Cytheria, Wynn, Jollee, Prestley, and oh who the hell cares--it's so damn funny: Cytheria has evidently let herself get worked up in preparation for the filming, and when she works a dildo in and BLASTS a stream across the room (you have to see it to believe it), the next ten minutes sounds like Jean Claude Van Damme screaming, "Hhholy sheet" over and over again. If it wasn't for everybody laughing and gawking like Texas-republicans at a gay pride parade, it's volcanic hot. Okay, fuck it, it's still volcanic hot.

The rest of the "lessons" get a little tedious, but I'm sure they've got educational value for you curious ones out there. Asian Lucy Lee is never hard on the eyes, anyway, that's for sure.

Okay, so why a 5? Get past the "lesson" stuff, and all the looking-at-the-clock, why-hasn't-she-squirted-yet crap, this reviewer loves to watch women come. Period. When it's real and hot, there's nothing like it. And when Cytheria or Ariana Jollee do it and douse whoever's in the way, that, dear readers, is something to thank the lord of recording devices for.

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DVD Features Include: bonus scene | chapter search | digital clarity | dvd-rom compatible | no regional coding | photo gallery | playable worldwide | stereo sound | web trailer


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 04-20-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 10933 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 02-15-2005


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squirtmaster (master of squirting) says:
most of these tarts are pissing. especially in the later installments of this series.

check it out: if you can keep your dick in the pussy while it gushes, she\'s just pissing on you.

remember that all you piss-o-phobes.

squirtmaster gives this movie 3



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