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SLUTINAS
SLUTINAS

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Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Juan Cuba

Starring: Cristina Agave, Dasani Lezian, Lorena Sanchez, Luscious Lopez, Vanessa Figueroa

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I lost my virginity to a slutty Puerto Rican girl at 16, I guess I’d call her a Slutina, if you will. So why is it that I didn’t chase after any other Slutinas, after that? I may not have noticed another hot bella joven boriqueña, even if her coconut oil flavored ass fell upon my face!

The Slutina girl that turned my head, was Luscious Lopez in Semen Gobblers 3 (which I grossly underrated her looks in my review. Sorry, Luscious, you’re beautiful!), with her great ass and energy and then Christina Agave recently in Bootylicious 48.

Director Juan Cuba definitely got it goin' on with this cast of beauties. In fact, I was glad that I found this dvd on Rancho because it opened my eyes to what real cuties these Slutinas are, so let's chalk it up to an epiphany. The movie starts off with Vanessa Figueroa and Manny Ferrara, two perfect hot Hispanics to kick off this excellent movie. Vanessa is your classic p0rn Latina looks, long dark hair, dark eyes but fair skin and a kickin' slim body. The old me would have probably missed this scene, if I hadn't noticed all the hot sex Manuel and Vanessa were having. Like really hot, lovemaking hot. You might also believe that these two were a real couple with the amount of kissing hot spanish words of 'fuck me' urgency and raw passion. Oh yeah, it's an all vag scene with all the usual acts, but I didn't notice, it was really that good.

Similarly, Dasani and Stefano put on a great passionate scene. I personally was not that attracted to Dasani's looks which were more of the girl next door variety. Given that I grew up abutting the city housing projects, girl next door usualy meant she'd be pushing a stroller before she graduated high school. Thank God, not pushing around my baby. Nevertheless, Dasani is nice looking and has a cute little potbelly, like Bruce Willis' French girlfriend in Pulp Fiction. She's hot for Michael and they also sizzle through their all vag performance.

The girl that blew my gasket was Christina Agave. From her pale looks and beautiful face with fine features, like a porn Penelope Cruz,I knew that this is no ordinary girl and this scene with John Strong rocks. John is an intense performer but so is Agave and their scene smokes. There is some intense spanish fuck me talking and an amazing anal sequence with Strong's signature carry-around standing mish anal. Whoa, I wonder if this girl is the marrying kind. Never mind. Christina takes her sperm open mouthed and well-fucked happy.

Lorena Sanchez is another great Latina fuck, full breasted and tan. Manuel does some of his intense Latin loving with a little choke action and titty slapping, which Lorena really responds to. They do another hot all vag scene but look out for that RCG action, you're gonna wank at this one if you've been holding back, though I'm not sure how anyone could.

My mamacita fantasies just came true now that Luscious and her beauteous rump have graced the scene in her pink mesh top. I loved her scene with Mike Stefano and she lights up the screen with a butt hump to die for. There is a hot throatfuck and a p2a move to piledriver, you won't miss a single rump shaking anal shag fest, sealed with a kiss...of Stefano's nut butter.

There is a pov bj scene with Marissa and Cuba with some great eye contact, but the spanish inquisition says: ¡Ese pelicula X tiene mas sabor y fuerte! ¡Hace seis chicas y cinco puntos!

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | bonus blow jobs | bonus scene


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 04-25-2006

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2257 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2007-03-26


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