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SQUIRTING NATION

-from Seymore Butts

Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Seymore Butts

Starring: Alisha Klass, Angelica Sinn, Bonita Saint, Flower Tucci, Lucy Lee, Mari Possa, Sophie Dee

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Scene 1 – Alisha Klass, Bonita Saint, Herschel Savage
After getting a lap dance from these sexy chicks, Herschel tastes Bonita’s goods. Both girls go down on his cock. Alisha manages to get her tongue out even though much of her mouth is filled with his shaft. Each of the girls is sure to wet the cock prior to its initial entry. With both pussies fucked, Bonita’s ass is penetrated. While Herschel plows at her rear, she manages to squirt by using a vibrator on her clit. Alisha also squirts when having anal sex. It’s a sight to see since Bonita’s lovely face is perched close by and subsequently wetted. Herschel pops on Bonita’s face to conclude the action.

Scene 2 – Sophie Dee, Tom Byron
Seymore leaves Sophie and Tom alone while he goes to chat with another porn-star. A few moments later, he returns to find them in the progress of fucking. As Tom works Sophie’s cooch, she lets loose some big squirts. Later on, there’s some anal and even more lovely squirting. In addition, Sophie goes so far as to taste her own ass juice. Tom misses when it comes time for the money shot, but it doesn’t take away from the scene.

Scene 3 – Flower Tucci, Guy
Once again, Seymore walks in on a couple while they’re having sex. This scene is very much like the last, but with a whole lot of additional ATM. There’s also a ton of switching where holes are concerned. It’s clear that Flower doesn’t mind sucking schlong, even if it has come from her bum. She’s very vocal and energetic throughout. Of course, there are several instances where she fires off several streams of her squirt. To finish, the guy gets a fair amount of cum on her chin. Flower kindly cleans off the cock.

Scene 4 – Lucy Lee, Mari Possa, Herschel Savage
This scene is actually quite fascinating. The ladies ask Herschel to lie on the ground. Being a good sport, he does so. Lucy injects Mari’s ass with milk. She then squirts it onto Herschel! The blowing from both girls is very good. Mari is very energetic while sucking. Lucy opts to go the deep route. The ladies take it in the puss and the ass, but Mari is more interesting to watch. She bangs Herschel like there’s no tomorrow and milk repeatedly seeps from her ass. She gets injected by Lucy again, and there’s more white stuff gushing out the rear as Herschel moans in delight. Both girls prove to be filthy by going from ass to mouth at least two times. Not much cum spews forth after Herschel gets a double hand-job.

Scene 5 – Angelica Sinn, Sophie Dee, Tom Byron
I thought the last couple of chicks were filthy, but these two prove to be somewhat crazy. They start by face-fucking themselves. As they thrust their faces away at Tom’s groin, a lot of slop is produced. As if that weren’t nasty enough, they follow this by eating his asshole! I mean, they’re getting in there pretty good. When Angelica mounts Tom, she rides him as if he’ll be her last. Even with the pecker up her rear, she turns in a great ride. Sophie also gets it up the butt and Angelica stays busy by eating Tom’s pooper. Sophie’s the one that squirts and the first of them is huge. There’s a lot of anal action for each of the girls and several extra squirts from Sophie. ATM is quite commonplace in this one, as the girls almost seem like they’re trying to outdo the other. Angelica is so hungry for cum that she jerks Tom into her mouth while sucking him off. She then shares it with Sophie, ending a wild and filth ridden scene.

The Jack Dup Verdict – Well, there are no bonuses in this movie, but the footage still stands up beautifully. There’s more than enough squirting for those with a fondness for the genre. There’s also a ton of filth since there’s so much anal and ATM. The one thing to be wary of is the quality of the footage. All of the scenes are at least three years old, and it shows in the picture. Despite that, I thought each scene was, at the very least, good. Here’s to hoping that Pure Play puts out more movies like this one.

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Running Time: 136 minutes | Production Date: 04-07-2008

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 967 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2011-06-22


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