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Evan Sherwood
I always love watching British porn. They can say the dirtiest thing ever and yet it still seems proper and oh so funny. UK Student House 5 reminded me of words like twat, willy, dirty minx and the classic “shag” that Americans never say. I really enjoyed listening to the chicks talking dirty. Oh yeah….the sex was good too.
They try to have a story line but it just falls apart near the end of the flick. The movie just ends. Even without credits. I want some closure.
Scarman brings Layla Jade over to Dirty Dog’s house for a good throw. Although Layla has huge tits, possibly natural, and a soft pussy mound, she seems to be wearing a wig, which bothers me through the whole scene. Scarman has a hard time keeping his dick hard enough to fuck and nothing is worse than trying to fuck a chick’s ass with a limp dick. Good thing Dirty Dog was able to stay rock hard. But even still, they had problems with the DP and had to end it short. But Dirty Dog totally destroyed Layla with his huge load. I mean totally WRECKED! The only response from Layla was, “fuckin’ hell” and boy was it.
Alicia Rhodes was able to bring my hard-on back with her natural looks and REAL hair. Again with two guys and soon joined by Dirty Dog. Markie and Ali start the fucking but Ali is just a waste of space and looks like a retard humping a football. But Markie just slams his cock right in Alicia’s tight pussy and rams one home. I could watch Alicia’s big soft tits all day. A lot of good fucking here. Dirty dog is the only one who fucks Alicia up the ass and then creams on her starfish and slips back in. Every hole in Alicia was wreaked in this scene.
Although they only give credit to Donna and Rebekah for the next scene, in fact there is a lot more involved. Can you say, “Dildo Party”! The focus is more on Rebekah, who is crazy horny and trying to cram all of the huge toys in her tight twat. I mean like a foot and half long dildo, and one that is a fist. But the other chicks are way hotter to watch and at least they have fuck-rods too. There are dildos and pussies everywhere is this scene. This is my favorite scene.
After the dildo party it goes downhill. Chelsea stays after the party and she is craving the real deal. Her boyfriend, Alf, shows up. Not the alien Alf but I wish it was and maybe this scene would have been better. The dude blocked most of the angles and I couldn’t see Chelsea’s hot teen pussy. They repeated the positions twice to get the best angle, which was smart because Chelsea is naturally hot with a great set of tits and if not, I would have flipped shit. Alf cums and then the movie just ends. Are you fuckin’ kidding!?
I give UK Student House 5 a generous four out of five. The natural beauty and British accents did me well but the end sucked and too much cock. They might have lost the war, but they won my cock with this flick. Lets go brush our teeth.
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DATE POSTED: 2008-02-09
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