by
Jack Dup
Movie 1 - Sex Odyssey (Approx. 30 Minutes)
This one’s all about a couple of cavemen that realize how pleasing the female form is. There’s no dialogue whatsoever, just a lot of grunting and guttural noises. There are three cavewomen and two men. The former seem pretty simple and content to roam the earth with their dog. The men sneak up on this peaceful bunch of girls while they’re roasting chicken on a spit. All hell breaks loose as the guys attack then eat the dog! They subdue the women and decide to steal their chicken. At first, they think of the women as nothing more than plates that they can eat off of. They begin appreciating the natural mounds on each of the girl’s chests and do a lot of massaging. The guys then experience a “eureka” moment of sorts since the girls have holes, not poles. In little time, the cavemen start fucking just like you’d expect them to: with reckless abandon! They don’t let the girls blow, but instead ram their groins against each face. The pussy aren’t treated in a gentle fashion, either. Although the action is entirely softcore, it’s pretty amusing to watch.
Movie 2 - Dionysius (Approx. 30 Minutes)
The story here is a little difficult to follow since the music tends to drown out the dialogue. There’s this band of lesbian huntresses that go around seeking out men for sex. They basically screw whichever guy they happen upon. None of them are that hot, but there are a couple of nice racks here and there. One day, they encounter Dionysius, a Greek god who claims to “come from moisture.” With that innuendo in mind, a fun orgy commences. As with the last movie, the action is all softcore. Still, there’s a fun and light vibe as these girls end up screwing Dionysius to death. The movie ends too abruptly, but is enjoyable enough.
Movie 3 - Honky Tonk Nights (Approx. 75 Minutes)
This flick is the longest one included, but it ends up being the worst. Georgina Spelvin (from The Devil in Miss Jones) plays the owner of a bar that’s at risk of being bought out by a local tycoon. A couple of the acts that play in her bar are aspiring country stars. There’s a subplot involving a stunt show. If Georgina’s pal can pull off the stunt, he’ll get enough cash to save the bar. This leads to a few different action sequences that aren’t particularly good. In the early stages of this movie, it seems to have some promise. Thing is, it ends up degenerating into what feels like a big series of country music videos. So, if you dislike country music, (like me) you’ll be pretty disappointed. What’s even worse is the lack of sex scenes. You get a few glimpses of the racks on some of the girls, like the big fake one on Carol Doda, but there’s an absence of heated encounters between these rednecks.
Movie 4 - Satan’s Daughter (Approx. 40 Minutes)
The main character in this movie, a young and cute brunette with nice tits, has just turned eighteen. Satan makes use of his powers to get in touch with her. He grants her the ability to make people fuck for her pleasure. She forces a male and female housemate to screw around. Afterward, they’re totally dumbfounded as to why they’re so horny. There are only two scenes here, but they’re lengthy and amusing. The second one is great. Satan’s Daughter is celebrating her birthday amongst friends. When asked what she wants for her birthday, in comical and unexpected fashion, she proclaims, “I want a big cock up my ass!” With that, a big softcore orgy begins. There are four girls and two lucky guys. I can’t remember the last time I saw an oral daisy chain, but there’s a good one here. All of the participants sure look like they’re having a good time and don’t hesitate to screw whoever they please. The ending is both fitting and saddening. Rather than give it away, let’s just say that a person should really think before accepting gifts from Satan.
The Jack Dup Verdict - The action is all softcore, so you shouldn’t expect to see scorching scenes. Still, some of it is believable. The performers do a good job of maintaining a fun atmosphere. Since all this stuff is from the seventies, there are a lot of pubic bushes on display and the quality of the picture isn‘t top notch. Honky Tonk Nights is pretty lousy compared to the other three movies. For those wondering about Uncle Farts, he’s a cartoon character that, along with some goofy and twisted pals, introduces each movie. All in all, this is some entertaining stuff, good for those looking for something a little different and old-school.
Does UNCLE FART\'S \'70S GRINDHOUSE SLEAZEFEST: 4 RAUNCHY 1970S FILMS sound like it's
right up your alley? While we get that in stock check out other Porno flicks like it at our
General Store.
DVD Features Include: trailers
Running Time: 181 minutes | Production Date: 1970s
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 373 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2011-06-26
Reader comments
|
