by
Buff Punzlif
Well, I requestered this one 'cause I thought the title was pretty comical (as most puns, good or bad, invariably are); but I had no idea what I was in for. Indeed, the cover says "Wicked Sweet 16s," but I figured that was just some common bullmess about the girls' ages or some stylistic, youthful nod.
Nope.
Rather, it refers to the set's duration. That's right: duration. The thing is 16 hours long, folks! It's four DVDs!
WOTW is composed of videos from producer Wicked's last four to five years of adult Asian stuff, namely from the releases Porn Star (2002), The Assignment (2003), Eye of the Beholder, Exotics, American Dreams, Erotik (all 2004), and Beautiful Nasty 3 (2005).
Anyways, I'm no fool (to folly), so I won't be going over it inch by inch (or minute by minute, or even hour by hour - who has that kind of time?). Suffice it to say, each member of the 80-plus person cast (credited 60 female, 20 male "& MORE!") is well represented over the years herein. There are literally all kinds of bodies and acts; and - while some of the featured femmes are not from the Orient - most of the beauties satisfy the title.
Just one gripe. The set isn't exactly a full 960 minutes: it's ten short. And there are no viable extras for added value, either. Unfortunately, that costs the package a valuable point on the Cactii Scale. I simply cannot abide such egregious oversights.
Just kidding. Wok's a great deal for the money, so definitely grab a copy whenever you get a chance.
...Oh, and since I couldn't put the entire cast in the field above, I recreate the listing here (it took forever to write, so throw me some love!):
Alex Dane, Alexa, Anna Malle, Asia Carrera, Avena Lee, Blu Silk, Brittney Skye, Charmane Star, China Mae, Corrina Ann, Cumisha, Amado, Dee, Devinn Lane, Devon Michaels, Dominica Leoni, Felecia, Fujiko Kano, Gina Ryder, Haley Paige, Ice La Fox, Isis Nile, Jade Marcela, Jayna Oso, Jenna Jameson, Jessica Drake, Jewel De'Nyle, Jill Kelly, Kasorn Swan, Katsumi, Kaylani Lei, Kianna, Kianna Dior, Kitty Yung, Leanni Lei, Leena, Lily Thai, Lola, Mai Tran, Mia Smiles, Mika Tan, Miko Lee, Mya Luanna, Nicole Sheridan, Nikita Denise, Selina, Shawnee, Shay Sights, Sofia Sandobar, Stephanie Swift, Stormy Daniels, Sydnee Steele, Syren, T.J. Hart, Tara Patrick, Teanna Kai, Tiffany Wong, Veronica Lynn, Vivian, Wednesday, Alex Sanders, Billy Glide, Chris Cannon, Dale Dabone, Erik Everhard, Evan Stone, Frank Fortuna, Ian Daniels, Jean Val Jean, Joel Lawrence, Kris Slater, Mario Rossi, Mark Davis, Mickey G., Rodney Moore, Steven St. Croix, T.T. Boy, Tommy Gunn, Vince Vouyer, Voodoo.
Jesus!
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DVD Features Include: 4 disc set - 16 hours
Running Time: 950 minutes | Production Date: 12-14-2005
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2884 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 10-22-2006
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