Since when did pudgy jailbait blowjob princess Cherry Poppens start doin' anal scenes? Well, right about now, motherfucker. A slimmed-down Cherry (wide-eyed moonface and bored, slightly irritated facial expression intact, tho) is on deck here getting banged from both ends in an exhausting DP freak-for-all. And that's just the beginning. "WYD", as the title would imply, is all about the youngstuff, and a solid half-dozen of yer fave high school drop-outs show ya why their mamas kicked 'em out of the house. Skinny Latina Cytherea opens things up with a forceful fuck n' suck that ends in one of her crazy-ass "squirting" scenes. Whatever that is- pee, mysterious vadge juice- shoots out 2 feet and covers the sofa and everything else. What a mess.
Elsewhere, pretty Jayna Woods looks a lot like that chick that plays Meadow on the Sopranos, and, to be honest, waiting for an ass shot of Meadow was about the only reason I'd ever watch that show, so ZT just saved me an HBO subscription. Jayna's no lethal fucking machine yet, or nothin', but give her a little whorin' practice, and she'll be a superslut in no time, man.
Lessee, what else? Well, Kimberly Kane has a lezzie/biker-broad thing going on, and she grunts like a gorilla when she fucks. Pretty hard stuff for a young chick. Bubble-butted Penelope is def. The looker of the whole bunch, but she's got a mouth fulla metal, and chicks with braces giving head just makes me nervous. Last scene features covergirl Christie Lee, a petite charmer with a cute, compact body. Not a bad scene, but Christie's another debutante they needs a lesson or two on how to really raunch up a fuck scene.
Nothin' too outrageous here, just lotsa teenies getting banged. I really, REALLY coulda down without the jokey, pre-scene interview/shakedowns, but hey, the director's gotta keep himself amused, right? Otherwise, no complaints. If yr into fresh meat, here's a few prime slabs of the stuff straight off the killin' floor.
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DVD Features Include: auto-restart | bonus scene | cum shot recap | full motion chapter menu | photo gallery
Running Time: 130 minutes | Production Date: 12-11-2003
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DATE POSTED: 04-08-2004