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GAG FACTOR 12
GAG FACTOR 12

-from JM Productions

Rancho Rating: *

Starring: Amber Roxx, Ava Divine, Carolyn Monroe, Crystal Ray, Honey, Jada Fire, Kityt Johnson, Maggie Star, Roxy, Taylor Fox, Vicky Vogue

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Scooby Doo - A XXX Parody


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by Kris Kjorness

I'll freely admit that I barely watched this one. It made me sick to my stomach.

There is probably no middle ground on these movies. You either love them or hate them. If you love them, this is for you.

It is not for me.

I don't want my dick thrown up on or to throw up on a dick. I never will.

Does GAG FACTOR 12 sound like it's right up your alley?

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DVD Features Include: full length feature | behind the scenes featurette | subscene breakdown | autostart | autorepeat | photo gallery | playable wordlwide | interactive menus | cast bios | digital clarity | chapter selection | parental lock


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 04-24-2003

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 9669 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 11-24-2003


Reader comments

henry (Smut Fan) says:
If this guy admits the movie is not for him, why is he reviewing it? WHY do you publish it? Can\'t you get one reviewer who actually likes it??


phil (Smut Fan) says:
I\'ll second that. If you are going to review a genre movie like a gag or bukkake or bondage or whatever, at least try to do an honest assement for people who enjoy the particular fetish. For example: if bukkake completely digusts you, either don\'t review it or be honest (i.e. is it a ripoff, does it deliver what the box promises, etc.)


the management (Ranch Foreman) says:
If we only sent movies to people we knew would love them, we\'d have a review site that does nothing but gushes about the DVDs. We at Rancho Carne pride ourselves on having real people, not a press release from the studio review movies. Sure Kris could have done a better job, but after watching more than a few of the Gag Factor movies, I\'d say he reviewed it as well as he needs to. We have standards here, they\'re just not always very high.


briguy (Smut Fan) says:
With all due respect, I must disagree with management\'s evaluation of the situation.

Rancho SHOULD send videos to people who appreciate the particular genre. From there, they can judge how well it serves fans of the genre.

No one learns anything from a \"reviewer\" who simply says \"I don\'t like this kind of video.\"


the maganegent (again (Rancho Foreman) says:
We have changed our policy. all reviewers now pick their own movies to review, so it\'s more like going to a video store. sometimes you pick one you love, and sometimes you pick one that you hate, but it\'s always 100% in the viewer\'s hands.



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