"Hitchhiker" is a terrible porno flick that wouldn't be worth buying even if you saw it listed on Ebay for a lousy penny. It's basically about some couple who are on a trip in the mountains and spot a naked Asian chick(Charmaine) on the side of the road. In a few words, they end up bringing back the stranger to their cabin where Cheyenne Silver ends up having a ridiculously boring (and pointless) lesbian session with her new friend. And during that same scene, there's a lame flashback to when Charmaine is blowing her boyfriend during a drive up through some windy roads (they end up crashing at the end). But don't get too excited. As hot as it might sound watching this oriental babe giving some road head, it's the same ten seconds repeating over and over again. A shameful editing trick that directors try every once in a while to get away with but never do. Truly a rip off!
There's another scene with a short haired, dyke looking blonde getting hot and bothered with a dude at a local bar but it ends up being another hump that's pretty vanilla. She does take it up the bum at the end though. However, her talented colon doesn't make up for her being a horrible lay to watch.
To end things, Julie Meadows, looking fine as hell, turns up the only shag that's worth watching. This piece of ass gets banged up in the woods by Chris Cannon. It's only a two position scene, so it would still be a waste of hard earned cash to pick this sucka up but it is certanly great while it lasts.
I'm done. This DVD probably doesn't even deserve a review but w/e. You got one anyway.
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DVD Features Include: digitally remastered | photo gallery | trailers | web site access
Running Time: 90 minutes | Production Date: 09-03-1995
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DATE POSTED: 02-10-2004