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HUSTLER\'S ALL NEW BEAVER HUNT

-from Hustler

Rancho Rating: *
Director: Rick Davis

Starring: Alexa Nicole, Alyssa Reese, Cindy Jones, Jesse Jorden, Kara Novak, Katie Michaels, Leah Parker

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The premise in this movie is pretty simple. Rick Davis drives around with so-called porn studs as they search for pussy. John Espizedo happens upon Katie Michaels, gives her a ride and invites her to a “public” park. He doesn’t want her to get hot and helps her get undressed. She blows him very poorly and doesn’t seem at all into it. The sex is an improvement, but this girl isn’t much to look at. There’s a silly attempt at creating tension by repeatedly have a groundskeeper come by to yell at them for fucking in the open air. The cumshot around Katie’s mouth is decent.

Ralph Long is prowlin’ for pussy and spies a girl by the side of the road. Her car is broken down and he can have it towed for her. It’ll be awhile before the truck arrives, so he gives her a ride to a secluded area high in the hills. In the shade of some boulders, she gives him a weak blowjob. He preps her puss by tasting it, then spends most of his time fucking it atop a park bench. Alexa is much more receptive to the sex than Katie was and does some good riding in reverse cowgirl. The closing facial is very good.

For the third scene, the plot is mostly thrown out the window. Leah and Alyssa Reece end up in a garage and act as if they’ve never seen a fan before. Their childishness is kind of annoying. Once they’ve gotten naked, you realize that they look eerily similar. These two could definitely be cousins, if not sisters. I don’t know which girl is which, but they both end up eating and fingering one another. The girl without the tattoos actually seems to get off, while the other is little more than your typical, fake moaner. There’s some 69 action before a lez kiss closes it out.

Rick and Alex Gonz end up cruising ’round in the middle of nowhere. They spy a trailer park and soon see Kara Novak walking around. She decides she’d like to show Alex around and takes him to storage container. After they do a little kissing, the blowjob begins. Just when she’s getting started, it comes to a close. Alex does a little nibbling on her puss, then fucks it in both cowgirls and spoon. He drops off a weak load to her chin, but that’s not as disappointing as the length of this scene. I don’t think it lasted more than fifteen minutes, which really sucks when you consider that Kara is the hottest - and probably the most skilled - chick on this release.

Once again, Alex finds himself hanging with Rick. They’re at a trailhead when Cindy Jones shows up. Of course, she’s willing to fuck Alex right in public. Although her hairdo and face strike me as being a bit strange, she has the biggest rack of the lot. Those gazongas are the real deal and Alex is wise to give them a suck. Her oral is pretty lousy, but ends soon enough. The sex in reverse cowgirl doesn’t go that smoothly. Alex struggles to stay in and even enters her ass by accident. The remainder of the sex is awkward because of all the flies that swarm on this girl's pussy as she’s being fucked. Hopefully, Rick will spring for some repellant next time. Alex’s cumshot is better than his last one. He drops off a thick load to Cindy’s chin.

Last up, we’ve Jesse Jorden. She’s watching the waves of the ocean by a rocky outcropping. Talon convinces her to join him for some sex on the beach. This girl seems especially scrawny and doesn’t have much in the way of tits or ass. Her oral is pretty good in terms of depth. Talon returns the favor by eating and fingering, then he fucks her in doggy, both cowgirls, spoon and missionary. He lays a load down on her mouth and this series of Beaver Hunts comes to a close.

The Jack Dup Verdict - I can’t say I enjoyed this one. Of the seven gals, Kara is a standout for her looks and performance. Alexa was also pleasingly receptive to the sex. The others need to inject more enthusiasm into their work. What also hurts this movie is the plot. It’s not at all interesting and it’s annoyingly repetitive too. I find it interesting when people are fucking outdoors and at risk of being caught, but it’s not at all intriguing when the setups are as blatantly fake as they are here. The girls may be young, but in terms of performances, most of the girls just don’t ignite enough of a spark.

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DVD Features Include: photo slide show | digitally mastered | animated chapter index | hustler trailers | playable worldwide


Running Time: 126 minutes | Production Date: 01-01-2009

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DATE POSTED: 2011-04-21


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