For some unearthly reason, Metro Interactive (and here with them, Badass Pictures) never ships their finished retail products to review houses. We get screeners with no case, no extras, unmastered and sloppy as the sex on the screen. Not only that, but you can't navigate within scenes, and chapters are broken in 15-minute increments. There is essentially no consistency within the entirety of the video. Add to that the fact that - this time - Metro's gone one further and degraded the resolution to an almost unwatchable level, and you get a flick begging for the trash-bin.
After all these outlandish shortcomings and poor political practices, the porno is decent and the DVD long. Surely, with extras and cleaning up, the thing would score a three or four; as it is, I'd not watch it if it was all I had to juice to (okay, I would, but ONLY under those circumstances). If Metro wants fair scores, they need to send out finished product. Everyone else pretty much does, and it's not like Metro's a pisspoor player in the game.
For a scene breakdown, pair the first girl with the first guy listed, the second to the second, the third to the third, and on and so to the seventh scene.
Sorry, I just had to vent. It seems like Metro just goes out of its way to earn poor reviews.
I can't figure it out...
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DVD Features Include: screener includes no extras
Running Time: 162 minutes | Production Date: 08-03-2004
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DATE POSTED: 07-29-2006