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STUFF YOUR ASS 3
STUFF YOUR ASS 3

-from JM Productions

Rancho Rating: *
Director: Jim Powers

Starring: Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Byron Long, Dave Hardman, Dick Nasty, Jamie Lee, Jimmy Zee, Johnny Thrust, Lorenzo High Tower, Max Cady, Raquel Lace, Ron Jeremy, Steve Michaels, Tommy Gunn

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Another example of the sex industries inability to present material in a forthright manner, i.e. deceptive advertising. The back cover clearly states,"ALL ANAL,That means no vaginal sex at all". Hey don't get me wrong, I like vaginal sex, but if they say none it should be none. Wrong !!True there are only a couple fleeting shots of straight vaginal intercourse but that is not what the cover reports.But even a couple peeks at pussyt can't save this fucking dog!!

The list of "stars" is way longer than this fucking review. The infamous,legendary, Ron Jeremy is in this farce. In all his overweight glory no less. Even his large cock appeared small when dwarfed by his gargantuan belly.

Two scenes period make up this production. The first is set in a jail cell, where a female skank attorney visiting her alleged client ends up getting fucked in the ass assembly-line style by 8 prisoners.Unfortunately when she isn't sucking a piece of man-meat her gums are flapping. Raquel Lace is an ugly latina looking whore, and this vignette is so fucking lame even the real criminals in my prison would turn it off.

The second, and thankfully the last remaining scene is shorter.Jamie Lee stars as a vinyl-clad,hard body dominatrix.As hot as she looks, the scene just doesn't work.She lords over 6 wimps & manages to find yet another eager subject along the way. Luckily the sex doesn't last long and most of the boys don't even fuck her cute rump they just end up jerking off all over her face.

Spare yourself the pain and pass this one by. Definitely one of JM Productions poorer offerings.

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DVD Features Include: auto start and repeat | behind the scenes featurette | cast biographies | chapter selection | digital clarity | full length featutre | interactive menus | large photo gallery | parental lock | playable worldwide | subscene breakdown


Running Time: 60 minutes | Production Date: 02-22-1996

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 4444 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 03-27-2004


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