by
Son of Beach
“Young Nurses in Love” is another DVD released under the “VCA Classics” series title. Don’t let that fool you. Not only is this not a classic, it’s an abomination even by 1984 standards.
Let’s see, where to start? OK, bad camerawork, often out of focus. Oh, and looping, lots of looping. The closing credits? They’re for a different flick, no doubt as bad as this one since several of the actors appear in both. There’s also some of the worst music in the history of porn. Should I mention the intercut and interrupted sex scenes? Nah!
The girls are more like mature women, with the hairy beavers and droopy tits to boot. There are basically three brunettes – Nicole Blanc, Crystal Breeze, and Beverly Bliss – none of them “A” listers, ever. The poor chicks are forced to spew some of the most laughable dialogue ever, often telling their male counterparts “I love you” after only a brief encounter or romp.
Trust me, I’m old enough to know porn “classics” when I see them. This ain’t one of them. This one is strictly for the historian strokers.
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DVD Features Include: internet | photo gallery
Running Time: 82 minutes | Production Date: 01-01-1986
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DATE POSTED: 09-27-2004
Reader comments
Love Porn (Smut Fan) says:
I\'ve only ever seen Beverly Bliss in one video, the classic, Idol starring John Holmes. I\'ve looked up every review I could find of her, and almost all made the point of saying she wasn\'t too good looking. Her scene in The Idol absolutely made the video for me. Stroking her fingers through her bush as she lowers herself on the guys face asking if he likes pussy, wow.
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