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We need YOUR help!
Rancho Carne gets lots of movies to review and starting up our new Gay area we got even more. Lots and lots of movies. So many that we can't possibly keep up. We are currently looking for reliable, serious reviewers with somewhat dedication to the porn industry and at least some writing ability. We are particularly interested in reviewers for our growing pile of gay movies; that's where you come in!
What this means to you:
- Free porn on DVD.
- A monthly audience of 85,000 viewers to show how much you know about porn.
- Free porn on DVD from top studios
- Real DVDs that you can add to your porn collection or dispose of as you wish.
- Free porn on DVD with your favorite studs.
- Free adult toys to review.
- You get to select from the hottest DVD porn titles that are in our database that is ready to ship to you.
- We even pay for the shipping to you.
- Uh, did we mention free gay porn on DVD?
What we are looking for:
- You should be at least 21 years of age (proof of age required).
- You should be willing and able to review quantities of movies in a reasonable amount of time.
- You should be marginally gifted at the English language and able to craft an understandable, honest and insightful movie review (we will require a writing sample of some sort).
- You should have some experience in watching pornography (though you don't have to be a seasoned raincoater).
- A SMALL amount of html experience is a plus, but not necessary by any means.
This is a non-paying position. But, in a way, it is. You'll be getting more porn than a mortal man can stomach for no cost at all. It's a win situation for us because Clyde gets to clean out his closet and it's a win situation for you because you get to fill yours up.
You know who you are if you're the man for this job!
with the following information, jump through a few hoops and you'll never pay for your DVD porn again!
IF YOU DO NOT INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IN YOUR EMAIL, YOU WILL BE IGNORED.
- An email that you prefer to be contacted about this stuff at. We won't spam you, but we will be sending you adult-oriented emails about reviews, so don't use one that the kids can get to.
- Include some writing samples so we can decide if you've got what it takes to write as poorly as us.
- Hype yourself. This is a job interview, so be articulate, funny, intelligent. We like people who are as cool as we think we are, so don't just send an email that says, "yo, Deeze Nuts wanna be a reviewer fer yer w ebsiTE". If you do, you've got a great chance of never hearing from us again.
Thank ya' kindly,
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