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What we have here are five "babes" (actually, I wouldn't really call them that) who suck and fuck virtually faceless guys with decent cocks.

Not to say the gals are duds....if you have a fetish for Asians and like OK boobs, it might get you off. The title is a little misleading - one would think of larger breasted women and according t... [ more ]

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The We-Vibe is a new toy from some genius minds of the adult industry. Introduced late last year, and still hard to find in some smaller adult stores (but available for purchase online - if it's not sold out!), this is a fantastic new t... [ more ]

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This flick will entertain the cum right out of you. It has it all; spot on acting, great music, highly detailed sets, believable plot and some hot Munster fucking. Even if you aren’t a fan of the television show but a fan of great wad-blowing sex then bust out your Saturday morning cereal bowl, a box of cum-catcher tissues and Hustler will let you do the stroking.

The flick kicks off with a magic woman (Sammie Rhodes) working her tight pussy over with her mighty glass dildo wa... [ more ]

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Not the Bradys XXX, produced by X-Play and directed by Will Ryder, is nothing short of a really fun movie. This story could have turned into some kind of sleaze-fest, but they choose the higher road by making this an *almost*-innocent playful featurette.

But don't let the superficial innocence fool you - there is plenty of hardcore sex to go around. With the spot-on casting - my Brady-girl fantasies all came true and boy did they come! I was a bit shocked at how old I am in hearing ... [ more ]

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Chloe Bond

We met Chloe at FetishCon 2008 in Tampa, Florida. Inspired by the kink that we have here on ranchocarne.com, Chloe offered to be one of our ranchhand reviewers. You can see more of her at these sites:

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Billed as the Swank sluts, these seven heavenly beauties try and outdo each other by sitting on, bending over, sucking and fucking their way to stardom and see which ones can handle more cocks in each at the same time!

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THE DIVORCEE (****) Director: Kevin Moore Smash Pictures

Smash Pictures presents antics in the courtroom you certainly won't see on Judge Judy! "The Divorcee" for those MILFS marriage isn't forever.

The divorce court is presided over by the "Papa Of Porn", Ron Jeremy who could use his cock as a gavel! Case episodes choice of story line with dialogue or all sex! I chose the full story line feature for this review but will probably enjoy the all-sex only next time.

Monique Fuemtes is divorcing her cheating husband, Tony ... [ more ]

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HORAT (****) Director: Pure Play Media

Tommy Pistol as Horat, out does Sacha Baron Cohen with this cum-splurting, side-splitting riot of a flick. I’ve seen many people doing their best Borat impression but Tommy takes the crumpcake as he throws himself head-first into this role. This flick follows Horat as he fucks America to educate his Kaksuckistan people. Sure it’s a porno but this flick is a comedy first.

What a better way to start a movie than with whoring out your sister? Alan Stafford plays a rock-hard John ... [ more ]

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