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Scene 1 – Sabrina, Zoe Fox
After some foreplay, Sabrina pops a couple of fingers into Zoe’s cooch. Zoe returns the favor. Sabrina then gets out a big dildo (as seen on the cover) and uses it on Zoe. Actually, Zoe lends her a hand so as to keep her from going too deep. After that, there’s a lez kiss. It’s pretty lame that neither of these chicks eat pussy.

Scene 2 – Angelina, Misty Wild
Neither of these girls is all that attractive and they don’t have good chemist... [ more ]

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What is all the buzz about? Honey Lube, that’s what. This adorable bear’s lube-y insides doesn’t come from any real honey combs but one dab of this lube will allow you to spread your own honey and make the bedroom, kitchen or the backseat of your sex-mo... [ more ]

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Somewhere, Ricky Gervais is smiling. Not sure if he's actually happy or not. How many times can we rip off this guy's shit?

The parody of the popular NBC television series, taken from the originally popular BBC television series, tells the story of Dinder Muffin and has everything from sexual harassment, uh, discussions to serious water cooler chat. Long story short, a bit more in the writing department and these parody attempts could be a bit better. That said, good sex is good... [ more ]

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If there was a Cougar Town, I would move there. Hot cougars and milfs on the prowl would be a very enticing vicinity. In this film that parodies the popular network television series, these experienced horny women give their male targets and prey a memorable encounter of a lifetime.

After Dylan Ryder leaves, Tori Lane comes onto her hubby Ralph Long at the pool. Suddenly, the woman is placing her focus on his cock. She plays with it a bit before sucking it with hot passion. M... [ more ]

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Jade Jolie

The Jade Jolie and Rancho relationship goes way back; while we haven't gone all the way yet, it is just a matter of time. She actually hasn't said "no way! now, go frig off..." yet, but she's just been too busy with her career with the mega-band, WolfPac and new porn aspirations.

She's performed in many movies such as Girls of Wolfpac and Porny Monster but she's got even more works in the hopper. After watching those flicks, we really have gone all the way with Jade but she just wasn't around to really notice!

In Jade's downtime from porn and partying like a rockstar, she has been churning out a boat-load of reviews for us!

Recent Reviews

The title of this flick is very apt. Most, if not all, of the girls that make up the cast have been featured in the pages of well-known porn magazines. There are a total of fifteen hotties and they all spend a little time masturbating in this movie. It is quite rare to get a bevy of beauties like these in a single flick. I only know of two of the ladies (Nicole Aniston and Raven Alexis) that actually screw guys on camera. The girls in Glamour Solos are much hotter than your average porn ... [ more ]

This offering from Silver Sinema features 5 B/G scenes filmed between late 2006 and early 2008. There was no scene set-up on any of the scenes and nothing but straight boy/girl fucking. That’s not a bad thing in case you want just sex and no filler. All the girls were nice looking and young, between 19 and 24 years of age. Presley was probably my favorite with Sasha a very close second.

Since this was filmed between 5 and 7 years ago, some of the girls have left the business and ... [ more ]

Scene 1 – Mili Jay, Martin Gun
This is a previously released scene. I watched it in Cotton Panties 9 and in a Pink Moon release called Cherry. Check out my reviews for all the details.

Scene 2 – Sasha, Bob Terminator
Bob spends a few moments sucking on Sasha’s small tits before getting a blowjob. Sasha is decent orally, no better. Bob returns the favor by eating Sasha’s snatch. He then gets a little more head from this youngster. Bob taps the pussy pretty energetic ... [ more ]

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