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Take yourself on a sexual adventure south of the border with "I love Latinas number 4". These DVDs have over 4 hours of hot, pink, pussy pounding pleasure. I grew up near the Mexican border, which might account for my taste in Latinas. Whatever your reason may be, you’ll love these young women.
The first sizzling scene is with Lela Star and her perky tits. After getting her pussy warmed up, she gets plowed by a big cock. I love that they have rough sex- throat holding, slapping, ... [ more ]
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Latex Dress-Camelia
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I had the pleasure of receiving yet another quality product from the Liberator company. This time it wasn't a sex toy or a sex cushion but something that was a sex-aid non-the-less. It was a latex coquette mini dress that is advertised as the “Cam... [ more ]
The RanchoCarne Adult Movie and Novelty Store offers a great place for you to buy your porn DVD movies, videos, and sex toys online. Plus a portion of every sale benefits the starving Ranchhands who bring you RanchoCarne.com.
Featured Review
Not the Bradys XXX, produced by X-Play and directed by Will Ryder, is nothing short of a really fun movie. This story could have turned into some kind of sleaze-fest, but they choose the higher road by making this an *almost*-innocent playful featurette.
But don't let the superficial innocence fool you - there is plenty of hardcore sex to go around. With the spot-on casting - my Brady-girl fantasies all came true and boy did they come! I was a bit shocked at how old I am in hearing ... [ more ]
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We all have seen movies with similar titles that make fun of a genre by over emphasizing the clichés that make up that genre well this flick is no different. All of the typical porn clichés make it in this story porn; 70’s music, equipment getting into shots, cheesy lines/acting, shitty rooms and same old nurse and pizza-guy situations. Some clichés get very repetitive and annoying, while others are absolutely hilarious.
Tommy Pistol is a running riot throughout this flick ... [ more ]
Rancho's Celebrity Reviewer
The Jade Jolie and Rancho relationship goes way back; while we haven't gone all the way yet, it is just a matter of time. She actually hasn't said "no way! now, go frig off..." yet, but she's just been too busy with her career with the mega-band, WolfPac and new porn aspirations.
She's performed in a few movies such as Girls of Wolfpac and Porny Monster but she's got even more works in the hopper. After watching those flicks, we have gone all the way with Jade but she just wasn't around to really notice!
In Jade's downtime from porn and partying like a rockstar, she has been churning out a boat-load of reviews for us!
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Recent Reviews
This was my first Private movies porn that I’ve watched and I was very impressed. It had great production qualities, interesting situations, and the obligatory hot sex. These outdoor sex addicts fulfill your every adventurous desire in "Private Sports Instructor".
The first outdoor adventure involves a trip on a small two-person plane. The pilot flies around a hot woman while two of her friends wait on the ground. She must have had a great flight because after they land, she giv
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Call up Rosie Palmer and her five friends before you watch the fourth edition of "Big Cock Crazy" featuring Ramon and his monster cock. If you like Ramon’s other movies, you’ll certainly enjoy this one.
The first scene serves up Franky and her egg vibrator. She takes a while to caress her pussy and nipples with the vibrating toy to get her warmed up for Ramon. She then goes over to the sleeping Ramon and sucks his cock to get it firm. She then straddles him to ride his thick chong
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"Squirt-a-licious" is a DVD that gives you exactly what the name implies - girls that can squirt like you wouldn't believe!
Scene 1 has the hottie Jada, who is a gorgeous black girl with huge tits. She starts with a blowjob that isn't terribly impressive, but has one hell of a body. Soon she's riding reverse cowgirl, then takes it doggie. In Mish she gushes like a fountain, several times, squirting visibly. She ends with a huge load on her tits.
Flower is the cute blond
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