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This is the first in a new series from Girlfriends Films and it promises to be another great showcase of their great lesbian adventures. This one is about a dysfunctional family and their friends.

First up is Dana and Dia who after smelling some panties get on a bed and engage is some very hot kissing. Dana is a great looking 30 year old and Dia is a hot 31 year old blond. A great scene with lots of kissing, pussy eating, scissors and titty sucking. Hot!

Ashlyn and Nikki s... [ more ]

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What is all the buzz about? Honey Lube, that’s what. This adorable bear’s lube-y insides doesn’t come from any real honey combs but one dab of this lube will allow you to spread your own honey and make the bedroom, kitchen or the backseat of your sex-mo... [ more ]

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Featured Review

Somewhere, Ricky Gervais is smiling. Not sure if he's actually happy or not. How many times can we rip off this guy's shit?

The parody of the popular NBC television series, taken from the originally popular BBC television series, tells the story of Dinder Muffin and has everything from sexual harassment, uh, discussions to serious water cooler chat. Long story short, a bit more in the writing department and these parody attempts could be a bit better. That said, good sex is good... [ more ]

Featured Review

If there was a Cougar Town, I would move there. Hot cougars and milfs on the prowl would be a very enticing vicinity. In this film that parodies the popular network television series, these experienced horny women give their male targets and prey a memorable encounter of a lifetime.

After Dylan Ryder leaves, Tori Lane comes onto her hubby Ralph Long at the pool. Suddenly, the woman is placing her focus on his cock. She plays with it a bit before sucking it with hot passion. M... [ more ]

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Jade Jolie

The Jade Jolie and Rancho relationship goes way back; while we haven't gone all the way yet, it is just a matter of time. She actually hasn't said "no way! now, go frig off..." yet, but she's just been too busy with her career with the mega-band, WolfPac and new porn aspirations.

She's performed in many movies such as Girls of Wolfpac and Porny Monster but she's got even more works in the hopper. After watching those flicks, we really have gone all the way with Jade but she just wasn't around to really notice!

In Jade's downtime from porn and partying like a rockstar, she has been churning out a boat-load of reviews for us!

Recent Reviews

Scene 1 – Bridgitte B., Eric John
Eric is too tired to take Bridgitte out. She offers up her fake and floppy chest and it’s enough to bring him back to life. BB sucks Eric off by bobbing her head with a nice amount of energy. Eric’s dick is semi hard for much of her oral. There’s some tit fucking prior to the sex. Eric does his share of banging and so does Bridgitte. You get additional oral and tit fucking when they elect to take a break from screwing. The cumshot to Bridgitte’s ... [ more ]

Can you believe this is the 764th edition of this very popular series. The whole idea behind this series and all the other series from Homegrown Video is to bring you scenes of real amateurs having sex. Let’s see what they have in store for us in this episode.

Our first scene opens with Venus raising her skirt and fingering her pussy. In this obviously amateur scene we watch as Venus sucks and fucks then gets a mouthful of cum from Zeus. Everything was shot outdoors in POV style wit ... [ more ]

Touch And Blow is a pretty simple flick, folks. The first half is for the dudes who dig watching chicks getting finger banged for like eight minutes at a time before the favor is returned with a nice sloppy POV blowjob. Yep, that's all you get when purchasing this DVD. There's no actual penetration found anywhere, so if that's not your type of thang; BEWARE! This is not for you. It's barely worth a rental for those looking for some for-play action to be honest. The BJ's for the most par ... [ more ]

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